The Satan VS You Game

[Most Holy]

1-Fire Marshall Bill leading the Fly Girls
2-Bob Dylan leading The Band
3-Monica Lewinsky leading Hill-Rod

[aequitas-et-veritas]

Life is allready hard and believe it or not but we all have fights on a daily basis against the evil in us. Sometimes we win, sometimes we give in but it surely depends on anybodies own behalf wich way HE / SHE chooses. One took every burden, every sin allready and nailed it on the Cross and it is up to YOU if you believe Him or not!
I´m not writing this to convince you or anybody or save you or anybody because I simply can´t but Jesus CAN!
But if your trying to or playing Games with the devil you will loose.
this Topic is way over your head Gar and it seems more and more that you trying to provoke the forum members in here for a reason, the question is why??
I don´t have a grudge against you nor you are my enemy, sometimes I would team up with you only to give IL a hard time, but like I said this topic is a fire you cannot play with nor extinguish it,it is only distorting the facts ,the Truth.

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[Guest]

OK Jesus is great and all, but what I want for the apocalypse is:

1. Slayer leading the waffen SS as of 1944
2. The female cenobite from Hellraiser leading all US nuclear forces as of 1965
3. Lord Humungus from The Road Warrior leading the Hell’s Angels as of 2012

[SantaClaus2]

ooh fun

1)George Washington’s artillery at Yorktown
2)William the Conqueror’s cavalry at Hastings
3)Georgi Zhukov’s infantry at Stalingrad

[Gargantua]

@SantaClaus:

ooh fun

1)George Washington’s artillery at Yorktown
2)William the Conqueror’s cavalry at Hastings
3)Georgi Zhukov’s infantry at Stalingrad

Satan’s picks to face your troops!

1. Richard Simmons leading the Backstreet Boys
2. Mel Gibson’s Braveheart Footsoldiers with Sticks!
3. Richard Winters leading every deceased member of the 101st Airborne

Pwnd.

[Gargantua]

@Vance:

OK Jesus is great and all, but what I want for the apocalypse is:

1. Slayer leading the waffen SS as of 1944
2. The female cenobite from Hellraiser leading all US nuclear forces as of 1965
3. Lord Humungus from The Road Warrior leading the Hell’s Angels as of 2012

Satan’s Counter picks!

1. The Last Unicorn leading the Smurf army
2. Grace Slick from Jefferson Airplane leading Zombie Viet Cong.
3. Elliot Ness starring in his own version of Cops.

[Gargantua]

@Most:

1-Fire Marshall Bill leading the Fly Girls
2-Bob Dylan leading The Band
3-Monica Lewinsky leading Hill-Rod

Satan’s Picks

1- Field Marshall Goering leading Vampire Nazi’s
2- CCR on the night of a full moon after being bitten by werewolves.
3- Obama with Sarah Palin as his replacement wife AND Vice President

[Gargantua]

@wittmann:

1. Hannibal’s army at Cannae.
2. Nelson’s fleet at Trafalgar.
3. Wittmann’s Tiger at Villers Bocage.

Forgot to say Garg, you are nuts! How do you think this up?

Satan’s Picks

1. Re-animated Skelton Children playing with large Marbles and Jacks
2. Admiral Ackbar leads a small Wolf pack of U-Boats
3. Patton behind the wheel of Gravedigger

[Witt]

@Gargantua:

@wittmann:

1. Hannibal’s army at Cannae.
2. Nelson’s fleet at Trafalgar.
3. Wittmann’s Tiger at Villers Bocage.

Forgot to say Garg, you are nuts! How do you think this up?

Satan’s Picks

1. Re-animated Skelton Children playing with large Marbles and Jacks
2. Admiral Ackbar leads a small Wolf pack of U-Boats
3. Patton behind the wheel of Gravedigger

@Gargantua:

@wittmann:

1. Hannibal’s army at Cannae.
2. Nelson’s fleet at Trafalgar.
3. Wittmann’s Tiger at Villers Bocage.

Forgot to say Garg, you are nuts! How do you think this up?

Satan’s Picks

1. Re-animated Skelton Children playing with large Marbles and Jacks
2. Admiral Ackbar leads a small Wolf pack of U-Boats
3. Patton behind the wheel of Gravedigger

@Gargantua:

@wittmann:

1. Hannibal’s army at Cannae.
2. Nelson’s fleet at Trafalgar.
3. Wittmann’s Tiger at Villers Bocage.

Forgot to say Garg, you are nuts! How do you think this up?

Satan’s Picks

1. Re-animated Skelton Children playing with large Marbles and Jacks
2. Admiral Ackbar leads a small Wolf pack of U-Boats
3. Patton behind the wheel of Gravedigger

Just got a call from God: I have been reprieved.
He just remembered I am a Catholic. Not a heretical Protestant.

[LHoffman]

I am a Catholic too… baptized and confirmed. My soul is secure! Thank God.

I am thinking…

1. Jabba the Hutt leading Al-Qaeda
2. Jimmy Page with Trans-Siberian Orchestra
3. Mike Ditka leading The Borg

Bonus!
4)   Jason Bourne leadin… well, just Jason Bourne.

[cystic crypt]

1. Marie Currie leading the team of the Manhatten project
2. Sun Tzu leading the Canadian 3rd infantry (took Juno Beach)
3. Nikolai Tesla leading the Kiss army

i think we’re done here.

[General 6 Stars]

Reeeeaaaaallllllyyyyyy?