Curt Mungus for President, 2024 - Make America a Wasteland Again!

[Curtmungus]

BOOO!!!

Ha ahahahah!

Piss yourselves?

You NERDS! Think I wouldn’t be back?

Not a FING-CHANCE! RAGE AND HONOR! FOOLS!

While you were all playing “The Big Game” in mommy’s basement, I’ve been working the streets! Harvesting followers like so much summer wheat! I am stronger than ever, and all are giving way to me like the receding tide!

Therefore I am bringing the message to many of you have been waiting for, that I am officially declaring myself a write-in candidate for US President for 2024!

What do I offer? What are my polices? Why should you vote for me over those scrubs Donold Dumpf and Camel Heartless?

I will show you!!!

My domestic policy:

My foreign policy:

My regime will be staffed by the finest minsters!

Minister of War:

Minister of Internal Moral Improvements:

Minister of Entertainment and Control of the Masses:

And many more!

My message is simple, the weak should the fear the strong!

I promise to make American a Wasteland Against! Where the strong prosper and the weak go under foot!

My vision of progress:

But I promise safe passage through the Wasteland!

Vote! Write in Curt Mungus on your ballot and Make America a Wasteland Again!

Rage and Honor!

NERDS!

[Canuck12]

Oh shit.

Mungus is back…

There goes the neighbourhood.

[General 6 Stars]

@Canuck12

You mean Fungus !

[SuperbattleshipYamato]

@Curtmungus

Great, but I’m not old enough to vote yet…

[Karl7]