My Journey, My Triumph. By Lord Curtmungus, Part 1.

@Curtmungus you guys are describing a Skiff not a barge there is a big difference!

thanks for the story. Made my day with a few guffaws and chortles

@Curtmungus
Waiting for Part 2, Mylord, knowing I’m not worth it… * kneeling down *

Who cares.

@SS-GEN
Me.
I appreciate this kind of writing and story-telling ability.

Ok oh one.

@Curtmungus

Who the hell is this? And what have you done with the real Lord Curtmungus?

Not so much as one bolded syllable? No callings out of the nerds? No obnoxious boasts in extra large font?

What? Did the lord get castrated after his banishment by the PC-princesses?!?!

I’d challenge this impostor to a game of G40 Classic, no victory cities, no excuses, but I’m afraid he’d interpret the challenge as toxic masculinity, and go running to his safe space.

If you are truly the dark lord I will start the bidding at 27 for the Allies.

:the_horns: :the_horns: :the_horns:

@Curtmungus

Very well. I just hope Part 2 isn’t as family-friendly as Part 1.