Would you enlist in a war against China/N.Korea?

Where do I sign?

Where I live would be the spot where the war will first start, So I would have the choices of being a slave or a part of a resistance group. I would choose to fight the evil commies.

If you can get them to arm themselves with fruit, even sharp pieces, I will be there in the front line with you Garg.

If you were cut down by a vicious shard of mango, I would be there to cradle you to sleep and would ensure you were buried in Swastika, Oregon.

I meant Ontario!

@wittmann:

Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I like to fight.

The modern term for this is “asymmetric warfare”.

@wittmann:

Certainly not.
My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I  like to fight.
I suspect we cannot get those Chinese to agree to play by my rules.

Love your answer, I would form a group of Texans to go fight.

@ABWorsham:

@wittmann:

Certainly not.
My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I�  like to fight.
I suspect we cannot get those Chinese to agree to play by my rules.

Love your answer, I would form a group of Texans to go fight.

I’m Texan, can I join?

@Gargantua:

@empireman:

Where I live would be the spot where the war will first start, So I would have the choices of being a slave or a part of a resistance group. I would choose to fight the evil commies.

@variance:

Where do I sign?

@BJCard:

If the future of Freedom was in jeopardy, yes I would re-join the US Navy.

F-Yeah!

We got this boys…

Better dead than Red! ;)

@wittmann:

If you can get them to arm themselves with fruit, even sharp pieces, I will be there in the front line with you Garg.

If you were cut down by a vicious shard of mango, I would be there to cradle you to sleep and would ensure you were buried in Swastika, Oregon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbuQ6APGYnQ

@BJCard:

@ABWorsham:

@wittmann:

Certainly not.
My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I�  like to fight.
I suspect we cannot get those Chinese to agree to play by my rules.

Love your answer, I would form a group of Texans to go fight.

I’m Texan, can I join?

sure!

@Cromwell_Dude:

The Imperial American Army is currently occupying my country, the Southern States. With these Imperial Forces, it has brought Cultural Marxism, sexual immorality, godlessness, and the death-knell of negative liberties. When it leaves my own country, then I will take this question under consideration.

Damn Yankees!

@wittmann:

Certainly not.
My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I  like to fight.

@wittmann:

If you can get them to arm themselves with fruit, even sharp pieces, I will be there in the front line with you Garg.

so funny

@Last:

@wittmann:

Certainly not.
My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I  like to fight.

@wittmann:

If you can get them to arm themselves with fruit, even sharp pieces, I will be there in the front line with you Garg.

so funny

That was one of the funniest post I’ve seen on this site. If Wittmann enlist he must wear a Victorian Era British Uniform.  :-)

Can I bring my batman?
I can’t possibly look after myself.

Thanks Worsham, I always wanted to be  eccentric; you are making it happen twenty years earlier than planned.

@wittmann:

Can I bring my batman?
I can’t possibly look after myself.

Thanks Worsham, I always wanted to be  eccentric; you are making it happen twenty years earlier than planned.

No Robin, you have to go it alone.  :evil:

Then I must resign my commission: no batman, no Captain Wittmann.

I will pray for you all, but without my Sir Douglas Haig leadership from behind the lines in the  comfort of my Chateau HQ, roaring fire and brandy,  I think you are all  doomed to eat Chinese food.

NOBODY has to enlist!!

Thank God for cheap snacks!

“Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of a Chocolate Bar.”