Hall of Shame - tales of the worst dice ever


  • @Elrood:

    @ErwinRommel:

    Thats one in 200 chance for only one bb left, and for anzac even to do such an attack they had to be real desperate.

    If someone would do such a move in TripleA and post that outcome, I would have really strong doubts about honesty and number of re-rolls he did…

    Not in my wildest dreams I would dare such a move!

    That is exactly what I was anticipating with ‘my’ Japanese. And I don’t think my opponent was that desparate, he simply is not that great with statistics and always hopes for the best…

    Actually this happend on the second game we played that day. The first game I surrendered after my Germans had ‘won’ the battle of Paris with only 1 ART (I attacked with everything Germany can get there minus all the aircraft: 38 Attack factors), thus lost an additional 6 ARM + 2 ART + 4 MECH more than the ‘expected’ outcome.
      Now that I know this particular opponent a bit better I think I should have continued playing with still a good chance to win because I won the second game by taking Moscow with 50 units after which he surrendered.

  • '19 '18

    I just defended London in a League game.

    Attacking force:

    17 Infantry
    8 Artillery
    9 Tanks
    4 Fighter
    4 Tacticals

    42 HP, 96 Power

    Defending force:

    1 Strategical Bomber
    21 Infantry
    3 Mechanized Infantry
    6 Fighter
    5 AAA

    36 HP, 73 Power

    Expected outcome: +60 TUV swing. 95% win chance

    After my AAA completely missed all 8 shots, I had a bad feeling. However, I still managed to win with 6 Fighters remaining.

    Outcome: -109 TUV swing.

    I offered a LL reroll for free :-)

  • '17 '16 '15 '14 '13 '12

    Does this thread include the mini’s too :-D

    I’ve had a couple aircraft carriers sunk by subs.  In the mini game, it takes anywhere from 4-7 hits to sink a CV.  When a sub rolls a 6, that’s two hits against the hull damage.  Once a ships hull damage is reached, she is destroyed.  One memorable event was when my buddy used IJN’s I-19 and I-26, he got to roll 4 dice and got double box cars! That’s 8 hits and enough to snap my USS Hornet in two.


  • I was playing a game of AAG40 with my friends, and I left holland belgium wide open for the french by mistake.

    However, I attacked the 2 inf defending there with 3 tanks.

    My tanks did not get a single hit in 2 rounds of dice, and the 4 french inf killed all the tanks.


  • Dude, there’s a whopping 4.3% chance that he wins that battle.

    This thread is for the WORST DICE EVER  :lol:

    Thanks for sharing anyway - good stuff  :-)

  • '19 '13

    This is not the “worst dice” EVER, but they scared the crap out of me in my playoff game.

    I thought I was running in PBEM mode, but THANK GOD I was only rolling in local mode (I didn’t know that until I tried to post though)

    It was a “risky” battle, but it would have been worth it.

    Take a look at the attack rolls:

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  • '19 '13

    The bombard

    Screen Shot 2013-11-07 at 10.24.49.png


  • Anyone beat this?

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  • '19 '18

    @MagicQ:

    Anyone beat this?

    Hey, that was in your playoff match against me, just a couple of hours ago :-)

    Didn’t even look at the numbers (I usually only look at the casualty result in such unimportant battles). Fun to see! :-)


  • In one game i had CV with 2 fighters (uk) and cruiser and destroyer (fr)
    Italy attacked me with bomber, 2 fighter, tac, battleship, destroyer
    so he attacked with 3d4, 2d3 and 1d2
    i defended 2d4, 1 d3, 2d2

    after first round no one had a hit.  :-D

  • Official Q&A

    This is an old one from the original Pacific game on the Days of Infamy site.  It down to the wire, and all I had to do was SBR Japan for at least 10 IPCs to reduce its victory point total by 1, as Japan could not earn any more points.  I thought 10 bombers should be enough…

    Game # 5169 - China/US 7 - Sun Nov 25 11:29:25 EST 2001

    Comment: SBR

    Japan rnd 1 SBR: 10 Bmb vs. 5 Ftr AA
    AA SBR Defenders SBR Bomb Damage
    10 AA:4516141613 5 ftr:2321*4 3 Bmb:121
    Total Hits: 4 Total Hits: 3 Total Damage: 4


  • I had one a couple weeks ago. Playing Germany, I attacked 2 UK destroyers and 1 cruiser with 4 fighters and 2 strategic bombers.
    I won that fight with 1 bomber left. Took me 3 rounds to get the 3 hits I needed.

    Also had an amusing incident when playing a game of classic A&A, where transports are not defenseless. USA attacked 1 German transport with 1 fighter. Transport won. Then UK attacked the transport with a bomber. Transport won.
    Then the German player used that transport to take over Brazil. It was highly embarrassing.


  • 1914. G1.

    German high seas fleet attacks Royal Navy.  All ships hit mines. Battle commences as one wounded battleship against the British Main fleet. It misses.

    'Jed

  • '15 '14

    This happened a couple of minutes ago. My hands are still shaking, my pulse is increased and I seriously think of never playing again that game.
    The odds on the battles for me to win were:
    Germany: 63% (I would say the odds to survive with 6 units remaining are at 5% maybe)
    Bulgaria: 88%
    Burma: 88% (I would say 2 survivors is ~worst 3-5%)
    Not losing Bomber in Ukraine: ~65%
    Kaz: ~75% to kill the Inf, losing the tac was tilt, I missclicked, I could not control my hands in that moment

    This is BY FAR the worst thing that happened in A&A in my life and there was nothing not even close to that in 1 round.

    @JDOW:

    Combat - British
                Battle in Germany
                    British attack with 1 armour, 1 artillery, 1 bomber, 3 fighters, 5 infantry and 1 mech_infantry
                    Germans defend with 2 aaGuns, 1 artillery, 1 factory_major and 10 infantry
                        AA fire in Germany :  1/4 hits
                        1 fighter owned by the British lost in Germany
                        British roll dice for 1 battleship and 1 cruiser in Germany, round 2 :  1/2 hits
                        British roll dice for 1 armour, 1 artillery, 1 bomber, 2 fighters, 5 infantry and 1 mech_infantry in Germany, round 2 :  3/11 hits
                        Germans roll dice for 2 aaGuns, 1 artillery and 10 infantry in Germany, round 2 :  5/11 hits
                        5 infantry owned by the British , 2 infantry owned by the Germans and 2 aaGuns owned by the Germans lost in Germany
                        British roll dice for 1 armour, 1 artillery, 1 bomber, 2 fighters and 1 mech_infantry in Germany, round 3 :  3/6 hits
                        Germans roll dice for 1 artillery and 8 infantry in Germany, round 3 :  7/9 hits
                        1 bomber owned by the British , 1 armour owned by the British , 3 infantry owned by the Germans , 1 mech_infantry owned by the British , 1 artillery owned by the British and 2 fighters owned by the British lost in Germany
                    Germans win with 1 artillery and 5 infantry remaining. Battle score for attacker is -46
                    Casualties for Germans: 2 aaGuns and 5 infantry
                    Casualties for British: 1 armour, 1 artillery, 1 bomber, 3 fighters, 5 infantry and 1 mech_infantry
                Battle in Burma
                    British attack with 1 artillery and 4 infantry
                    Japanese defend with 1 artillery and 2 infantry
                        British roll dice for 1 artillery and 4 infantry in Burma, round 2 :  0/5 hits
                        Japanese roll dice for 1 artillery and 2 infantry in Burma, round 2 :  1/3 hits
                        1 infantry owned by the British lost in Burma
                        British roll dice for 1 artillery and 3 infantry in Burma, round 3 :  0/4 hits
                        Japanese roll dice for 1 artillery and 2 infantry in Burma, round 3 :  1/3 hits
                        1 infantry owned by the British lost in Burma
                        British roll dice for 1 artillery and 2 infantry in Burma, round 4 :  0/3 hits
                        Japanese roll dice for 1 artillery and 2 infantry in Burma, round 4 :  1/3 hits
                        1 infantry owned by the British lost in Burma
                        British roll dice for 1 artillery and 1 infantry in Burma, round 5 :  0/2 hits
                        Japanese roll dice for 1 artillery and 2 infantry in Burma, round 5 :  1/3 hits
                        1 infantry owned by the British lost in Burma
                        British roll dice for 1 artillery in Burma, round 6 :  1/1 hits
                        Japanese roll dice for 1 artillery and 2 infantry in Burma, round 6 :  1/3 hits
                        1 infantry owned by the Japanese and 1 artillery owned by the British lost in Burma
                    Japanese win with 1 artillery and 1 infantry remaining. Battle score for attacker is -13
                    Casualties for Japanese: 1 infantry
                    Casualties for British: 1 artillery and 4 infantry
                Battle in Ukraine
                    British attack with 3 bombers
                    Germans defend with 1 factory_minor and 1 mech_infantry
                        British roll dice for 3 bombers in Ukraine, round 2 :  2/3 hits
                        Germans roll dice for 1 mech_infantry in Ukraine, round 2 :  1/1 hits
                        1 bomber owned by the British and 1 mech_infantry owned by the Germans lost in Ukraine
                    British win with 2 bombers remaining. Battle score for attacker is -8
                    Casualties for Germans: 1 mech_infantry
                    Casualties for British: 1 bomber
                Battle in Kazakhstan
                    British attack with 1 mech_infantry and 1 tactical_bomber
                    Japanese defend with 1 infantry
                        British roll dice for 1 mech_infantry and 1 tactical_bomber in Kazakhstan, round 2 :  0/2 hits
                        Japanese roll dice for 1 infantry in Kazakhstan, round 2 :  1/1 hits
                        1 mech_infantry owned by the British lost in Kazakhstan
                        British roll dice for 1 tactical_bomber in Kazakhstan, round 3 :  1/1 hits
                        Japanese roll dice for 1 infantry in Kazakhstan, round 3 :  1/1 hits
                        1 tactical_bomber owned by the British and 1 infantry owned by the Japanese lost in Kazakhstan
                    Japanese win with no units remaining. Battle score for attacker is -12
                    Casualties for Japanese: 1 infantry
                    Casualties for British: 1 mech_infantry and 1 tactical_bomber
                Battle in Bulgaria
                    British attack with 1 artillery and 1 infantry
                    Germans defend with 1 infantry
                        British roll dice for 1 artillery and 1 infantry in Bulgaria, round 2 :  0/2 hits
                        Germans roll dice for 1 infantry in Bulgaria, round 2 :  0/1 hits
                        British roll dice for 1 artillery and 1 infantry in Bulgaria, round 3 :  0/2 hits
                        Germans roll dice for 1 infantry in Bulgaria, round 3 :  0/1 hits
                        British roll dice for 1 artillery and 1 infantry in Bulgaria, round 4 :  0/2 hits
                        Germans roll dice for 1 infantry in Bulgaria, round 4 :  1/1 hits
                        1 infantry owned by the British lost in Bulgaria
                        British roll dice for 1 artillery in Bulgaria, round 5 :  0/1 hits
                        Germans roll dice for 1 infantry in Bulgaria, round 5 :  0/1 hits
                        British roll dice for 1 artillery in Bulgaria, round 6 :  0/1 hits
                        Germans roll dice for 1 infantry in Bulgaria, round 6 :  1/1 hits
                        1 artillery owned by the British lost in Bulgaria
                    Germans win with 1 infantry remaining. Battle score for attacker is -7
                    Casualties for British: 1 artillery and 1 infantry

  • '19 '18

    I feel you, bro.


  • @JDOW:

    The odds on the battles for me to win were:
    Germany: 63% (I would say the odds to survive with 6 units remaining are at 5% maybe)

    That’s not what I get.
    6 infantry, 1 artillery, 1 armor, 3 fighters, 1 bomber, cruiser, battleship
    v.
    2 AA, 10 infantry, 1 artillery

    Must take territory
    62%

    Chance of Germany surviving with 5 infantry and 1 artillery or more:
    11.5%

    You weren’t TOO far off…  :-)


  • That IS a really horrible round, JDOW, thanks for thinking of this thread and sharing it here.

    As for giving up the game, well, you haven’t let enough time pass since “the incident” to cool down and forget some of the awfulness.  :-)

  • '17

    I think bombardment bumps it to 60% (dskelly is bugging out on me now though).


  • Thank you for pointing that out - I had been going by the first line only

    Edited previous post - chance of 5 infantry and 1 art remaining is 11.5%, a bit higher than the 5% that JDOW guessed

  • '15 '14

    Okay, got me about the Germany battle and of course a 62% battle can fail. However failing in all 5 battles (losing a bomb in Ukraine = failing) has a chance of 0,03% (~1:2900) to me.
    Bulgaria and, Ukraine and Kazasachstan are not game changes in general, but Burma was very very bad + the combination of losing all Air in Germany.

    So I consider this as 11,5% Germany * 12% Burma = 1,4% + some very annoying additional shit!

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