Would you enlist in a war against China/N.Korea?

[Gargantua]

Well?

[Witt]

Certainly not.
My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I  like to fight.
I suspect we cannot get those Chinese to agree to play by my rules.

[CWO Marc]

There should perhaps also be a poll option for serving as what (in the old days) used to be called a paid mercenary or soldier of fortune – what is now called a “private military contractor”.

[BJCard]

If the future of Freedom was in jeopardy, yes I would re-join the US Navy.  However war on this scale in 2013 is so unlikely that this will not keep me up at night-  So I assumed you were talking about a board game- I would buy war bond tech.

[variance]

Where do I sign?

[empireman]

Where I live would be the spot where the war will first start, So I would have the choices of being a slave or a part of a resistance group. I would choose to fight the evil commies.

[Gargantua]

@empireman:

Where I live would be the spot where the war will first start, So I would have the choices of being a slave or a part of a resistance group. I would choose to fight the evil commies.

@variance:

Where do I sign?

@BJCard:

If the future of Freedom was in jeopardy, yes I would re-join the US Navy.

F-Yeah!

We got this boys…

Better dead than Red! ;)

[Witt]

If you can get them to arm themselves with fruit, even sharp pieces, I will be there in the front line with you Garg.

If you were cut down by a vicious shard of mango, I would be there to cradle you to sleep and would ensure you were buried in Swastika, Oregon.

[Witt]

I meant Ontario!

[CWO Marc]

@wittmann:

Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I like to fight.

The modern term for this is “asymmetric warfare”.

[ABWorsham4]

@wittmann:

Certainly not.
My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I  like to fight.
I suspect we cannot get those Chinese to agree to play by my rules.

Love your answer, I would form a group of Texans to go fight.

[BJCard]

@ABWorsham:

@wittmann:

Certainly not.
My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I�  like to fight.
I suspect we cannot get those Chinese to agree to play by my rules.

Love your answer, I would form a group of Texans to go fight.

I’m Texan, can I join?

[empireman]

@Gargantua:

@empireman:

Where I live would be the spot where the war will first start, So I would have the choices of being a slave or a part of a resistance group. I would choose to fight the evil commies.

@variance:

Where do I sign?

@BJCard:

If the future of Freedom was in jeopardy, yes I would re-join the US Navy.

F-Yeah!

We got this boys…

Better dead than Red! ;)

@wittmann:

If you can get them to arm themselves with fruit, even sharp pieces, I will be there in the front line with you Garg.

If you were cut down by a vicious shard of mango, I would be there to cradle you to sleep and would ensure you were buried in Swastika, Oregon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbuQ6APGYnQ

[ABWorsham4]

@BJCard:

@ABWorsham:

@wittmann:

Certainly not.
My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I�  like to fight.
I suspect we cannot get those Chinese to agree to play by my rules.

Love your answer, I would form a group of Texans to go fight.

I’m Texan, can I join?

sure!

[Gargantua]

@Cromwell_Dude:

The Imperial American Army is currently occupying my country, the Southern States. With these Imperial Forces, it has brought Cultural Marxism, sexual immorality, godlessness, and the death-knell of negative liberties. When it leaves my own country, then I will take this question under consideration.

Awesome!

[BJCard]

@Cromwell_Dude:

The Imperial American Army is currently occupying my country, the Southern States. With these Imperial Forces, it has brought Cultural Marxism, sexual immorality, godlessness, and the death-knell of negative liberties. When it leaves my own country, then I will take this question under consideration.

Damn Yankees!

[Last Jack]

@wittmann:

Certainly not.
My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I  like to fight.

@wittmann:

If you can get them to arm themselves with fruit, even sharp pieces, I will be there in the front line with you Garg.

so funny

[ABWorsham4]

@Last:

@wittmann:

Certainly not.
My idea of glorious war died with the Empire.
Holding off natives armed with slices of fruit, while I shoot back with my repeating rifle from behind an eight foot barricade is how I  like to fight.

@wittmann:

If you can get them to arm themselves with fruit, even sharp pieces, I will be there in the front line with you Garg.

so funny

That was one of the funniest post I’ve seen on this site. If Wittmann enlist he must wear a Victorian Era British Uniform.  :-)

[Witt]

Can I bring my batman?
I can’t possibly look after myself.

Thanks Worsham, I always wanted to be  eccentric; you are making it happen twenty years earlier than planned.

[BJCard]

@wittmann:

Can I bring my batman?
I can’t possibly look after myself.

Thanks Worsham, I always wanted to be  eccentric; you are making it happen twenty years earlier than planned.

No Robin, you have to go it alone.  :evil: