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Seks talk
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Best thing to do is to tell the truth.
For example: tell her you are not going to call her the next day.
The next best thing to do is to be blunt about it.
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one may consider . . .
- sex is over-rated (kind of like alcohol, gambling, narcotics, etc.).
- nothing bad ever came from waiting until you were with someone you actually should be having sex with (i.e. someone you were looking to have a long-term relationship with).
- sex makes babies, transfers nasty little viruses, bacteriae and parasites
- people are psycho-sexual beings. Every act of sex affects someone - whether for good or for bad
- it really is not that hard to “score” with a woman. It all depends on what it’s worth to you to do so. The nastiest-looking, stupidest, rudest, must f**ked up people get laid routinely - how?!? By finding people just like them. If you are really desparate for “it” and you don’t care about any of the above, simply lower your expectations, drink heavily, and go after the nastiest looking person in the room and tell them something that is attractive about them (you can usually get away with saying something kind about their eyes. If they are blue, then tell them they are the most beautiful radiant pools of blue and they remind you of a hidden pool at the bottem of a waterfall in Belize. If they are brown, then they are the deepest eyes that you are happy to be lost just gazing into them. If they are green, they are just like your birthstone (emeralds).
- be genuinely interested in any aspects of her life that interest her. This is more powerful than money, power, attractiveness, sly compliments, a roll-of-quarters-in-the-pocket, etc. If she is interested in becoming a vet - ask her about her favorite animals - even if they are cats - you LOVE this animal!! You would have had one if your brother wasn’t allergic. If she is in sales - what does she sell, what does she like about her job, etc. If she hates her job, find out what she loves - travel? Find out where she has been/wishes to go and commisurate on how important it is to travel etc.
- if you have that indefinable “it” - you can disagree with everything she believes in, and still get action (me - talking with a very conservative American in some bar in some city in Mexico . . . i don’t know how i did it, but somehow it just worked).
Cool Travel!!! Just don’t hit on the locals - go after other travellers. And don’t be a tourist - note the difference between travellers and tourists. And when you do - unless you are with Americans, then just go along with the idea that America is not the greatest nation in the world and not everyone loves them - even if you disagree. Just trust me on this one - especially if you are chatting up ANY Europeans.
And Imp-y - i really don’t give a sh*t what you think about my so-called “drivel” - it works.
QFT
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Hmmm… Interesting topic.
My best advice is to sacrifice two years of your life to the USMC. Chicks dig Marines. Trust me. :mrgreen:
You see, what women want in relationships is power, so if they manage to bag a Marine, they think it is a greater accomplishment than just netting an average guys since Marines are supposed to be tougher and stronger and such.
Just my 2 cents.
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@M36:
Hmmm… Interesting topic.
My best advice is to sacrifice two years of your life to the USMC. Chicks dig Marines. Trust me. :mrgreen:
Not this chick. Naval officers all the way! Marines are glorified door openers. Naval officers have the power of nuclear energy! <drool>And let’s face it, dress whites are HAWT! I like man-flesh in dress whites!</drool>
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@Cmdr:
@M36:
Hmmm… Interesting topic.
My best advice is to sacrifice two years of your life to the USMC. Chicks dig Marines. Trust me. :mrgreen:
Not this chick. Naval officers all the way! Marines are glorified door openers. Naval officers have the power of nuclear energy! <drool>And let’s face it, dress whites are HAWT! I like man-flesh in dress whites!</drool>
another reason to go into medicine :)
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If you goto a Muslim temple i figure you can hear some seks and TALK.
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@Imperious:
If you goto a Muslim temple i figure you can hear some seks and TALK.
Uh….WTF?
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@Imperious:
If you goto a Muslim temple i figure you can hear some seks and TALK.
Uh….WTF?
this isn’t a mangling of “sikh’s” is it? Or “sects”?
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With the atrocious spelling lately ( e.g. ‘aleon Vs pradatir’) made a little joke. These threads make us look uneducated around here. The word is was aiming for was Sikhs BTW.
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We’re disedumacated O_o!
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@Imperious:
With the atrocious spelling lately ( e.g. ‘aleon Vs pradatir’) made a little joke. These threads make us look uneducated around here. The word is was aiming for was Sikhs BTW.
I have to admit, the internet and the advent of text messaging has done little to improve the quality of spelling or gramer. It requires an extra letter to mispell “sex”. What is weird is how often it appears that people do this on purpose. One may start a thread on how the world (of grammer/spelling) is going to hell in a handbasket.
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Just remember that a significant number of folks posting here do NOT have English as their primary language…
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Thats a good point but:
The guy who wrote “seks talk” and the other guy who wrote Adkjfjk Vs. Prfjfbhjtor both are english. In other posts they work the language and grammar much better.
If some brilliant guy like Chengora joins us again these folks will read a bunch of poorly written 4th grade posts. At a minimum i would correct the grammar so we as a whole don’t look like weirdos in here.
I’m sorry but its a pet peeve for me. We have to look good for others that are visiting us.
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I’m sorry but its a pet peeve for me. We have to look good for others that are visiting us.
You seemed to be highly amused and laughed at the allen vs preditaur thing. Is it a pet peeve, or a guilty desire? :roll:
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Guilty desire! LOLOLOL
your too kind. :-D
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Don’t you mean ‘You’re too kind’ or ‘You are too kind’?
If we are going to blast folks for grammar, etc, then let’s be sure to blast those folks for whom English is their primary language who post incorrect grammar :evil:
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Well grammar is another issue that doesn’t apply here. This is because the method of short discourse allows for a loose interpretation of sentence structure.
But horrible spelling is not excusable. How hard can it be to write “seeks talk” English or no English. If the guy understands what people are saying he would at a minimum would know how to spell the word SEEKS.
and yes You’re too kind is better because it reflects the contraction of You and are , while Your is is used as a possessive description.
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@Imperious:
Thats a good point but:
The guy who wrote “seks talk” and the other guy who wrote Adkjfjk Vs. Prfjfbhjtor both are english. In other posts they work the language and grammar much better.
If some brilliant guy like Chengora joins us again these folks will read a bunch of poorly written 4th grade posts. At a minimum i would correct the grammar so we as a whole don’t look like weirdos in here.
I’m sorry but its a pet peeve for me. We have to look good for others that are visiting us.
So, proper spelling and grammar are required.
But knowing the difference between Islam and Sikhism is not?
And “seks” (or “secks”) is an intarweb phrase. Google it if you don’t believe me.
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Your’re extrapolating too muh my friand… that wuz a joke coment on poor spellling.
If you like joks i can easily, make more. :evil:
Its eazy
herse another:
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@Imperious:
Your’re extrapolating too muh my friand… that wuz a joke coment on poor spellling.
If you like joks i can easily, make more. :evil:
Its eazy
Confusing Islam with Sikhism has nothing to do with spelling.
Furthermore, your complaint about bad grammar and spelling is invalidated when you go around mocking other posters for theirs. Not exactly good taste.
I think we need 50 ccs of PD, stat.Weird…my brother just gave me back my copy of Downfall that he borrowed… :?
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