Seks talk

[Guest]

She was just as curious as I :-)

Also, when a woman is physically persuaded so that the awakened desire of her own body is what is doing the talking… that is ALL it takes.
(Well, that and a bit of latex protection…)
:evil:

[Gewehr]

@Bean:

So without money, nor power, nor interesting-ness, nor tattoos nor a cool motorcycle, I guess I will end up to be the 40 year old virgin?  :? :-o :-(

At least you got your hand….LOL!!!  :evil:

[ajgundam5]

Sounds like Political Discussion to me …

[balungaloaf]

:lol:

[cystic crypt]

@Bean:

So without money, nor power, nor interesting-ness, nor tattoos nor a cool motorcycle, I guess I will end up to be the 40 year old virgin?  :? :-o :-(

one may consider . . .

1. sex is over-rated (kind of like alcohol, gambling, narcotics, etc.).
2. nothing bad ever came from waiting until you were with someone you actually should be having sex with (i.e. someone you were looking to have a long-term relationship with).
3. sex makes babies, transfers nasty little viruses, bacteriae and parasites
4. people are psycho-sexual beings.  Every act of sex affects someone - whether for good or for bad
5. it really is not that hard to “score” with a woman.  It all depends on what it’s worth to you to do so.  The nastiest-looking, stupidest, rudest, must f**ked up people get laid routinely - how?!?  By finding people just like them.  If you are really desparate for “it” and you don’t care about any of the above, simply lower your expectations, drink heavily, and go after the nastiest looking person in the room and tell them something that is attractive about them (you can usually get away with saying something kind about their eyes.  If they are blue, then tell them they are the most beautiful radiant pools of blue and they remind you of a hidden pool at the bottem of a waterfall in Belize.  If they are brown, then they are the deepest eyes that you are happy to be lost just gazing into them.  If they are green, they are just like your birthstone (emeralds).
6. be genuinely interested in any aspects of her life that interest her.  This is more powerful than money, power, attractiveness, sly compliments, a roll-of-quarters-in-the-pocket, etc.  If she is interested in becoming a vet - ask her about her favorite animals - even if they are cats - you LOVE this animal!!  You would have had one if your brother wasn’t allergic.  If she is in sales - what does she sell, what does she like about her job, etc.  If she hates her job, find out what she loves - travel?  Find out where she has been/wishes to go and commisurate on how important it is to travel etc.
7. if you have that indefinable “it” - you can disagree with everything she believes in, and still get action (me - talking with a very conservative American in some bar in some city in Mexico . . . i don’t know how i did it, but somehow it just worked).
8. Travel!!!  Just don’t hit on the locals - go after other travellers.  And don’t be a tourist - note the difference between travellers and tourists.  And when you do - unless you are with Americans, then just go along with the idea that America is not the greatest nation in the world and not everyone loves them - even if you disagree.  Just trust me on this one - especially if you are chatting up ANY Europeans.
   And Imp-y - i really don’t give a shit what you think about my so-called “drivel” - it works.

[Jermofoot]

@Bean:

So without money, nor power, nor interesting-ness, nor tattoos nor a cool motorcycle, I guess I will end up to be the 40 year old virgin?  :? :-o :-(

Nope.

There is always alcohol.

Here are more tips:
Confidence.  That’ll get you in.  If you aren’t confident, you won’t even try.  Trying is the hard part…and you may not get shot down as much as you’d think.
Presentation.  This may go with confidence.  So get out, exercise, buy some snazzy new gear, and believe me, you’ll feel good about it and everyone will notice.
Take charge.  It goes with confidence as well.  Women love guys that know what they want to do and follow through.
Get some female friends and have them be your wingman.  This almost always works.  The prettier the better, because it makes you look more attractive.

[stuka pilot]

Best thing to do is to tell the truth.

For example: tell her you are not going to call her the next day.

The next best thing to do is to be blunt about it.

[Nix]

one may consider . . .

1. sex is over-rated (kind of like alcohol, gambling, narcotics, etc.).
2. nothing bad ever came from waiting until you were with someone you actually should be having sex with (i.e. someone you were looking to have a long-term relationship with).
3. sex makes babies, transfers nasty little viruses, bacteriae and parasites
4. people are psycho-sexual beings.  Every act of sex affects someone - whether for good or for bad
5. it really is not that hard to “score” with a woman.  It all depends on what it’s worth to you to do so.  The nastiest-looking, stupidest, rudest, must f**ked up people get laid routinely - how?!?  By finding people just like them.  If you are really desparate for “it” and you don’t care about any of the above, simply lower your expectations, drink heavily, and go after the nastiest looking person in the room and tell them something that is attractive about them (you can usually get away with saying something kind about their eyes.  If they are blue, then tell them they are the most beautiful radiant pools of blue and they remind you of a hidden pool at the bottem of a waterfall in Belize.  If they are brown, then they are the deepest eyes that you are happy to be lost just gazing into them.  If they are green, they are just like your birthstone (emeralds).
6. be genuinely interested in any aspects of her life that interest her.  This is more powerful than money, power, attractiveness, sly compliments, a roll-of-quarters-in-the-pocket, etc.  If she is interested in becoming a vet - ask her about her favorite animals - even if they are cats - you LOVE this animal!!  You would have had one if your brother wasn’t allergic.  If she is in sales - what does she sell, what does she like about her job, etc.  If she hates her job, find out what she loves - travel?  Find out where she has been/wishes to go and commisurate on how important it is to travel etc.
7. if you have that indefinable “it” - you can disagree with everything she believes in, and still get action (me - talking with a very conservative American in some bar in some city in Mexico . . . i don’t know how i did it, but somehow it just worked).
   Cool Travel!!!  Just don’t hit on the locals - go after other travellers.  And don’t be a tourist - note the difference between travellers and tourists.  And when you do - unless you are with Americans, then just go along with the idea that America is not the greatest nation in the world and not everyone loves them - even if you disagree.  Just trust me on this one - especially if you are chatting up ANY Europeans.
   And Imp-y - i really don’t give a sh*t what you think about my so-called “drivel” - it works.

QFT

[Guest]

Hmmm… Interesting topic.

My best advice is to sacrifice two years of your life to the USMC. Chicks dig Marines. Trust me. :mrgreen:

You see, what women want in relationships is power, so if they manage to bag a Marine, they think it is a greater accomplishment than just netting an average guys since Marines  are supposed to be tougher and stronger and such.

Just my 2 cents.

[Jennifer]

@M36:

Hmmm… Interesting topic.

My best advice is to sacrifice two years of your life to the USMC. Chicks dig Marines. Trust me. :mrgreen:

Not this chick.  Naval officers all the way!  Marines are glorified door openers.  Naval officers have the power of nuclear energy! <drool>And let’s face it, dress whites are HAWT!  I like man-flesh in dress whites!</drool>

[cystic crypt]

@Cmdr:

@M36:

Hmmm… Interesting topic.

My best advice is to sacrifice two years of your life to the USMC. Chicks dig Marines. Trust me. :mrgreen:

Not this chick.  Naval officers all the way!  Marines are glorified door openers.  Naval officers have the power of nuclear energy! <drool>And let’s face it, dress whites are HAWT!  I like man-flesh in dress whites!</drool>

another reason to go into medicine :)

[Imperious Leader]

If you goto a Muslim temple i figure you can hear some seks and TALK.

[Jermofoot]

@Imperious:

If you goto a Muslim temple i figure you can hear some seks and TALK.

Uh….WTF?

[cystic crypt]

@Jermofoot:

@Imperious:

If you goto a Muslim temple i figure you can hear some seks and TALK.

Uh….WTF?

this isn’t a mangling of “sikh’s” is it?  Or “sects”?

[Imperious Leader]

With the atrocious spelling lately ( e.g.  ‘aleon Vs pradatir’) made a little joke. These threads make us look uneducated around here. The word is was aiming for was Sikhs BTW.

[trihero]

We’re disedumacated O_o!

[cystic crypt]

@Imperious:

With the atrocious spelling lately ( e.g.  ‘aleon Vs pradatir’) made a little joke. These threads make us look uneducated around here. The word is was aiming for was Sikhs BTW.

I have to admit, the internet and the advent of text messaging has done little to improve the quality of spelling or gramer.  It requires an extra letter to mispell “sex”.  What is weird is how often it appears that people do this on purpose.  One may start a thread on how the world (of grammer/spelling) is going to hell in a handbasket.

[Guest]

Just remember that a significant number of folks posting here do NOT have English as their primary language…

[Imperious Leader]

Thats a good point but:

The guy who wrote “seks talk” and the other guy who wrote Adkjfjk Vs. Prfjfbhjtor both are english. In other posts they work the language and grammar much better.

If some brilliant guy like Chengora joins us again these folks will read a bunch of poorly written 4th grade posts. At a minimum i would correct the grammar so we as a whole don’t look like weirdos in here.

I’m sorry but its a pet peeve for me. We have to look good for others that are visiting us.

[trihero]

I’m sorry but its a pet peeve for me. We have to look good for others that are visiting us.

You seemed to be highly amused and laughed at the allen vs preditaur thing. Is it a pet peeve, or a guilty desire?  :roll: