When do you ask a lady to be your girlfriend? (Or do you?)

  • '17 '16 '15

    I knew this guy who couldn’t go moose hunting because he was getting married.  I told him  “when do you think your anniversary is going to be every year?”  You could tell by the puzzlement in his eyes that he hadn’t thought that through.  It only lasted three years so he can hunt again now.

  • '12

    I was thinking what a great premeditated thought……If the marriage goes sour…you could always take your wife moose hunting for an anniversary trip…

  • '17

    I never asked my wife if she’d be my girlfriend.

    I don’t think there’s any potential advantage to be gained from asking.

  • Liaison TripleA '11 '10

    I agreed with the “don’t ask” sentiment.

    But everyone else and there dog seemed to think I was nuts when I said that this morning.

    AA.org has reminded me that clearly I was right. :)


  • @wheatbeer:

    I never asked my wife if she’d be my girlfriend.

    me too, I guess depending on your age, it doesn’t need to be addressed.


  • Avoid the insecure and wierd questions in relationships. I took this to the extreme, I didn’t ask my wife out, we just spent time together and stayed together. I also did not propose to her, we just said, lets do this.


  • My woman asked me it during our first date lol.

    So basically we just kissed then she said me “Can I be your GF?”

    So I can’t vote anything here.

    Anyway there are situations in wich you better ask things, and situations when you should just DO things. Imho it all depends on the woman you’re dating. Sometimes it can be very cool to ask with a deep voice “May I kiss you?” Instead of kissing her directly. Doesn’t mean you’re “asking permission”, I wouldn’t do that if I’m not sure the girl is going to say “hell yeah!”.  :-D


  • So should you ask permission before you intercourse or should you just do it?


  • Vance, it is probably better to ask if you are in a public place, like a club, but if you are at home: surprise her!
    @Noll: I bet your mum had to fight the girls away from your front door when you were younger, you stud you.


  • Ask a lady to be your girlfriend? Does anyone really do that?
    If you ask then that raises the possibility that she’ll say “No! You’re just some guy I f–k when I don’t have anything else to do.”
    If you’ve been going out with the same woman for some time, say six  months to a year, and she’s the only one you’re going out with…it’s more or less assumed that she’s you’re girlfriend. After that is established then the next question that you’ll have to ponder is " Is it serious?"


  • My cousin married a guy who’s pick up line was, Pirate or Ninja?


  • If you ask then that raises the possibility that she’ll say “No! You’re just some guy I f–k when I don’t have anything else to do.”
    Wow! Do women talk like that?
    I would certainly say: “not any more, darling!”


  • @ABWorsham:

    My cousin married a guy who’s pick up line was, Pirate or Ninja?

    What does that even mean, Worsham? Or is it better not knowing!


  • @wittmann:

    @ABWorsham:

    My cousin married a guy who’s pick up line was, Pirate or Ninja?

    What does that even mean, Worsham? Or is it better not knowing!

    You have to get that little rationalization hamster in her head on his exercise wheel. Run, little hamster, run.

    Don’t ask her to be your girlfriend be a skittles man.


  • Wow! Do women talk like that?
    Yes Wittman, some of them do. They like to act all prim and proper, but some of them talk like that. If they think the book “Fifty Shades of Grey” is a good book…then they probably talk like that. Maybe not in pubic, but you and I would probably be astounded about the things they talk about when they’re going to the bathroom with each other.

  • '12

    Fifty Shades of Grey is actually pretty tame, but it does show a bit of imagination goes a long way…hmmmmm, that could be taken the wrong way.  I swear it’s not in metric dear…


  • @MrMalachiCrunch:

    Fifty Shades of Grey is actually pretty tame, but it does show a bit of imagination goes a long way…hmmmmm, that could be taken the wrong way.  I swear it’s not in metric dear…

    I haven’t read it. But I was at a Target store with my girlfriend, who’s a prim and proper professional lady, and she points to the book and says, “that’s the book my niece recomended for me to read”.
    I read the cover jacket and browsed through it…kind of made me go “Hmmm…” :evil:


  • @captain:

    If they think the book “Fifty Shades of Grey” is a good book…then they probably talk like that.

    Sadly, I can vouch for the accuracy of this statement.


  • @captain:

    Wow! Do women talk like that?
    Yes Wittman, some of them do. They like to act all prim and proper, but some of them talk like that. If they think the book “Fifty Shades of Grey” is a good book…then they probably talk like that. Maybe not in pubic, but you and I would probably be astounded about the things they talk about when they’re going to the bathroom with each other.

    It’s like the great Seinfeld line about gym class bullying, men give another wedgies and swirlies; women just tease other women until they develop a eating disorder.

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