Doing the right thing (Stealing Halloween Candy from fat people)

The world isn’t flat?

Nice!

Even got a quote in there from the special edition!

Somebody knows their stuff.

That’s what happened to me: I they didnt say why I should go see it and I didnt ask, nobody asked! Why didnt we ask? Because it would take 2 years to get an answer and the answer would be ‘dont ask’!

So I went and saw it anyway, I feel so much better having stolen it off the internet because it saved me from going up to the counter at the movie theatre, covered in my own vomit from sheer disgust and ask for me money back.

I could just wash my own vomit off of myself with my tears as I cried myself to sleep over one of the worst-ever diarrhea-in-the-mouth films ever made.

…fcuk it made Alien versus Predator look like a god-damn masterpiece.

If you guys havent read this list it is hilarious!!!  :lol:
Here are a few of my favorites in no particular order.

Not allowed to play “Pulp Fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer
Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me
Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don’t like to War Criminal posters
May no longer perform my now (in)famous “Barbie Girl Dance” while on duty
Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions
Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post
Not allowed to ask for the day off due to religious purposes, on the basis that the world is going to end, more than once
“Napalm sticks to kids” is not a motivational phrase
Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”
Not allowed to sell magic beans during duty hours
Not allowed to quote “Dr Seuss” on military operations
Not allowed to yell “Take that Cobra” at the rifle range
Not allowed to quote “Full Metal Jacket “ at the rifle range
An order to “Put Kiwi on my boots” does not involve fruit
An order to “Make my Boots black and shiny” does not involve electrical tape
May not pretend to be a fascist stormtrooper, while on duty
May not wear gimp mask while on duty
May not bring a drag queen to the battalion formal dance
Must not use military vehicles to “Squish” things
If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it

The list goes on and is one of the funniest things I have ever read, link below
http://skippyslist.com/list/

@balungaloaf:

its not really gonna be a movie is it?  how, with splices of films?

Ugh……no foo!!  Its just a parody.

This however will be a movie.

Gotta love Bob Saget!! lolz

Re : Yan’s source…
I take it this is per person??
I wonder what the birthrates are per voters?
Recall the forum on this site showed Dems weren’t reproducing!
Didn’t some of the higher ranked states lose Electoral College delegates to lower ranked states?
Aren’t they projected to lose more delegates to Southern/lower ranked states in 2010??

I bet WS, MI & OR are embarrassed by this.
(18) Wisconsin…… $18,727
(19) Colorado…… $20,124
(20) Iowa… $18,287
(21) Michigan…… $19,508
(22) Nevada…… $20,266
(23) Ohio… $18,624
(24) Oregon…… $18,202

@MechWarf:

Smart people voting for retards.  Sounds awful similar to American Idol.

American Idol(the #1 show on tv!?!?!)…
The Simpsons…
et al.
I read in the paper recently that FOX is now considered the family network.

I recall fifteen(15) years ago when The Simpsons came on tv…considered by some the end of civilization!
And now they call that family tv cuz parents (who were kids and teens watching year one of Simpsons)
are now watching Simpsons with their kids! AAAAAArgh!!

Families watching American Idol(making it #1) together is evidence of

Anybody gonna buy the winner’s album since he did that commercial for (No Advertisiments Without Agreed Upon Compensation.)?

@marine36:

It sounds messy, and most people wouldnt dream of such drastic measures. But if an event like what Zooey said occured, we wouldnt be playing around anymore, if some innocents get in the way, well thats to bad.

An “incident” like Zooey is discussing is the action of a few individuals, not even members of a government.  Just individual nut balls.

And you say that a few individuals hitting us would merit nuking the entire Muslim world???

What if Tim McVey had parked his Ryder Truck in front of some Russian government building in Vladivostok?  Would the Russians have been justified in nuking the US for it?  At the very least, we have to seperate the actions of a government from the actions of individuals.  At least in the case of government action, the people of that nation can be held partially responsible because they ALLOWED the government to act that way, either by electing the idiot leaders, or by failing to overthrow tyranical nut cases.

Last month a guy blew away a man and woman in their home in order to get their daughter.  The guy was a resident of Pennsylvania.  Are we going to nuke Pittsburgh and Philly because that guy was from there?  THAT is what you are advocating.

So I guess Japan is free to attack us because of all the things our solidiers have done in Okinawa in the past several years (getting tired of reading about soldiers who can;t keep their dick in their pants and keep raping local girls, is becoming an annual event apparently).  And Libya is allowed to attack us for what we did to Tripoli in '86?  And Iraq is totally justified in hitting us since we have killed, according to the Bush Adminsitration’s estimates 35,000 of them???

Hell, I guess you are justified in bombing MY house since I live in North Carolina and Eric Robert Rudolph is from here.  He was a terrorist, bombed clinics and the Olympics.  But he was North Carolinian, so I guess you have to nuke this state off the map and damn the innocents who live here.

For gods sake Marine… you had a brain once before your buried it with a sand flea on Parris Island.  THINK about what you are advocating!

@Janus1:

is he a political expert? or just a right-wing commentator who just thinks he is an expert?

He’s just a radio political commentator who got hired by ESPN to be controversial and boost ratings. Unfortunately, he was too controversial and got fired.