Seks talk

[ajgundam5]

@Bean:

So women became the gate keepers on sexual responsibility.

This reminds me; they keep condoms in the “feminine hygiene” section where I work. It’s hilarious!

How old are you Bean?

Um, we’re all children at heart, right?

So you’re 15?
:lol: :wink:

[Imperious Leader]

what does “seks talk” mean anyway?

[Admiral_Thrawn]

One word: Awkward

[Guest]

@Cmdr:

Who gets turned on sexually by axis and allies!?!?!?

If anyone, I thought it would be you Jennifer……lol  :lol:

[Jermofoot]

@Cmdr:

We are raised not to give it away because historically there were significant consequences for getting pregnant out of wedlock.  Remember, just a few decades ago there was no 15 minute procedure to terminate a pregnancy.  So women became the gate keepers on sexual responsibility.

The only consequences were self induced shame inspired by unfound religious beliefs.  And abortions have been around for thousands of years.

Ok, Bean, here’s how you get a girl to have sex with you:

Have money, or power, but money is better.
If not (or additionally) be physically attractive.
And to a less degree, be funny, interesting, and/or understanding.

Now, the hard part.  You must be aloof and uninterested.  People, but especially girls, hate it if you don’t give them attention.  Try to steal it for yourself. And don’t forget the badboy image, so get a motorcycle and tattoos. Then they’ll be begging you.

Step 3, put peg A in slot B.  Remove, repeat.  The end.

[dezrtfish]

It’s probably easier to go to Nevada and do it the old fashoned way and pay for it.

[balungaloaf]

yes, thats the easiest.

[Guest]

@dezrtfish:

It’s probably easier to go to Nevada and do it the old fashoned way and pay for it.

Cheaper in the long run too!
:evil:

[cystic crypt]

@ncscswitch:

@dezrtfish:

It’s probably easier to go to Nevada and do it the old fashoned way and pay for it.

Cheaper in the long run too!
:evil:

absolutely.
As Chef would say
You don’t pay a woman for sex.  You pay her to leave afterwards!
I gotta’ say . . . there have been a few awkward moments in the past . . . .

[trihero]

So without money, nor power, nor interesting-ness, nor tattoos nor a cool motorcycle, I guess I will end up to be the 40 year old virgin?  :? :-o :-(

[Gewehr]

@Admiral_Thrawn:

One word: Awkward

[Guest]

Nope, then it comes down to your powers of persuasion…
:evil:

[trihero]

You must have been awfully persuasive at age 11, Ike O_O

[Guest]

She was just as curious as I :-)

Also, when a woman is physically persuaded so that the awakened desire of her own body is what is doing the talking… that is ALL it takes.
(Well, that and a bit of latex protection…)
:evil:

[Gewehr]

@Bean:

So without money, nor power, nor interesting-ness, nor tattoos nor a cool motorcycle, I guess I will end up to be the 40 year old virgin?  :? :-o :-(

At least you got your hand….LOL!!!  :evil:

[ajgundam5]

Sounds like Political Discussion to me …

[balungaloaf]

:lol:

[cystic crypt]

@Bean:

So without money, nor power, nor interesting-ness, nor tattoos nor a cool motorcycle, I guess I will end up to be the 40 year old virgin?  :? :-o :-(

one may consider . . .

1. sex is over-rated (kind of like alcohol, gambling, narcotics, etc.).
2. nothing bad ever came from waiting until you were with someone you actually should be having sex with (i.e. someone you were looking to have a long-term relationship with).
3. sex makes babies, transfers nasty little viruses, bacteriae and parasites
4. people are psycho-sexual beings.  Every act of sex affects someone - whether for good or for bad
5. it really is not that hard to “score” with a woman.  It all depends on what it’s worth to you to do so.  The nastiest-looking, stupidest, rudest, must f**ked up people get laid routinely - how?!?  By finding people just like them.  If you are really desparate for “it” and you don’t care about any of the above, simply lower your expectations, drink heavily, and go after the nastiest looking person in the room and tell them something that is attractive about them (you can usually get away with saying something kind about their eyes.  If they are blue, then tell them they are the most beautiful radiant pools of blue and they remind you of a hidden pool at the bottem of a waterfall in Belize.  If they are brown, then they are the deepest eyes that you are happy to be lost just gazing into them.  If they are green, they are just like your birthstone (emeralds).
6. be genuinely interested in any aspects of her life that interest her.  This is more powerful than money, power, attractiveness, sly compliments, a roll-of-quarters-in-the-pocket, etc.  If she is interested in becoming a vet - ask her about her favorite animals - even if they are cats - you LOVE this animal!!  You would have had one if your brother wasn’t allergic.  If she is in sales - what does she sell, what does she like about her job, etc.  If she hates her job, find out what she loves - travel?  Find out where she has been/wishes to go and commisurate on how important it is to travel etc.
7. if you have that indefinable “it” - you can disagree with everything she believes in, and still get action (me - talking with a very conservative American in some bar in some city in Mexico . . . i don’t know how i did it, but somehow it just worked).
8. Travel!!!  Just don’t hit on the locals - go after other travellers.  And don’t be a tourist - note the difference between travellers and tourists.  And when you do - unless you are with Americans, then just go along with the idea that America is not the greatest nation in the world and not everyone loves them - even if you disagree.  Just trust me on this one - especially if you are chatting up ANY Europeans.
   And Imp-y - i really don’t give a shit what you think about my so-called “drivel” - it works.

[Jermofoot]

@Bean:

So without money, nor power, nor interesting-ness, nor tattoos nor a cool motorcycle, I guess I will end up to be the 40 year old virgin?  :? :-o :-(

Nope.

There is always alcohol.

Here are more tips:
Confidence.  That’ll get you in.  If you aren’t confident, you won’t even try.  Trying is the hard part…and you may not get shot down as much as you’d think.
Presentation.  This may go with confidence.  So get out, exercise, buy some snazzy new gear, and believe me, you’ll feel good about it and everyone will notice.
Take charge.  It goes with confidence as well.  Women love guys that know what they want to do and follow through.
Get some female friends and have them be your wingman.  This almost always works.  The prettier the better, because it makes you look more attractive.

[stuka pilot]

Best thing to do is to tell the truth.

For example: tell her you are not going to call her the next day.

The next best thing to do is to be blunt about it.