Does anyone want to DRIVE A TANK?

[GuamSolo]

Has anyone seen this?  An amusement park where you can pay to drive tanks and run over stuff:

http://www.driveatank.com

Web site says:

Located in Kasota, Minn., about 75 miles southwest of Minneapolis. Open several days a month; often fully booked ahead of time. Package that includes driving a tank and shooting a machine gun, $399. Additional $549 to smash a car.

For $3,500 you can drive a tank through a trailer house.  I don’t have that kind of money, but they have sold over 600 packages already!

[Witt]

I have a two fold problem with that fun idea.
Firstly, I would have to be the tank commander and not driver.
Secondly, I would spend those $3000 then, being Italian,  I would have to engage reverse, whereupon I would run over the instructor and end up spending the rest of my life in prison!

[Gargantua]

I’m game!

[Guerrilla Guy]

For $8,000 can I shoot at another tank, being driven by another customer? Then we can talk…

GG

[Gargantua]

There used to be an outfit in Calgary that allowed that.

Of course they were using miles gear… AKA Lazer Tag.

;)