I play against myself.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS (and then some…) OF AXIS AND ALLIES GLOBAL 1940
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9. THOU SHALT DOUBLE CHECK THY CAPITAL.
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Thou shalt purchase only what thou will need later
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8. Thou shalt have thy Purchase ready when it is thine turn
That’s a bit iffy. It’s great for a fast game, but with newer players or with a nation that’s greatly affected by the nation immediately before it it’s impractical. And the only way it helps is to keep the game shorter, which doesn’t affect victory.
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10. Thou shall not be timid attacking as the allied player.
11. Thou shall attack thine foes with the USA as soon as they are able to do so.
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12. Thou shalt bring beer.
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12. Thou shalt bring beer.
13. Thou shalt keep thy beer well away from the game board, lest thou should sully it with a spill.
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14. Thou shalt have Kreighund available to answer questions online during gameplay.
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15. Thou shalt not anger thy dice gods
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16. Thou shalt not turtle as the Soviet Union.
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- Thou shalt not fall asleep during play.
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- Thou shalt not cry about unrepresented tactical matters (e.g. effect of good commanders, the difficulty of wooded terrain, etc) in a strategic board game.
- Thou shalt not criticize the lack of political details (e.g. late German mobilization in 1943, unrepresnted meglomaniacs, etc) in a simple boardgame.
- Thou shalt not criticize the lack of technical representation between playing pieces (e.g. difference between tank varients) when they are representative of corps and armies.
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- Thou must understand that war is first of all a study in political will and economics. Carefully count the costs before declaring war and then again before every move and thy opponents move.
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- Thou shalt not throw the game board when thou suffereth a defeat.
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- Before starting a game, thou shallt search the internet thoroughly, to see if your rulebook and setup charts are still correct.
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- Thou shalt not throw the game board when thou suffereth a defeat.
im going to BG hell for this :lol: :-D :-o :evil:
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- thou shalt play the latest Alpha- even if it annoys us all :wink:
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fix your to 24) ill deleat this post when you do. Thank You
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- Thou shall not be without a have a strategy.
- Thou shall not lie, cheat, steal, and thou shall not tolerate those who doeth.
- Thou shall not watch the NFL game while playing.
- Thou shall not let the French and Chinese players go to slumber and shirk the food and phone call duties.
- Thou shall not be without a common goal within your team.
- Thou shall not spill your soda on the board when you are losing.
- Thou shall not undermine the superiority of the Western Hemisphere.
- Thou shall not be a Terrell Owens.
- Thou shall not be overrated.
- Thou shall not clog up the procession of game by spending excessive amounts of time on your turn.
- Thou shall not be OCD with the way the pieces are set up on the board.
- Thou shall not intoxicate thyself when playing.
- Thou shall not break any of these commandments for any reason.
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- Thou shall not be a Terrell Owens.
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@strategic:
- Thou shall not intoxicate thyself when playing.
woahhh, wait a minute!
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