Gas Mask with a nice, warm, fresh from the factory grenade of cyanide gas (or any other lethal poison), for condiments I would like the keys to the cuffs and the jail cell doors (as well as all the doors between me and freedom) and, because you need iron in your diet, the main course could be a full loaded M1911A1 Colt 45 automatic with a couple spare clips filled to the brim with bullets, just in case.
My real answer: can not be stated.
My safe for work/kids answer: I would like to be a guest judge on Iron Chef. :)
Id tell my captors to have Bigfoot prepare my last meal once you find him. That way i have nothing to fear.
@Imperious:
Id tell my captors to have Bigfoot prepare my last meal once you find him. That way i have nothing to fear.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I think I’d like Jessica Alba for my last meal…
I think I’d like Jessica Alba for my last meal…
I didn’t know your wife was Jessia Alba. :wink:
And so I could have said what I wanted then (not Ms. Alba).
Speaking of last meals, whatever my dog ate has done terrible things to his colon. My nose is burning the gas is that bad! :?
Just get me some McDonalds, sprinkle some cocaine on the bun and we’ll call it a day.
@ABWorsham:
Speaking of last meals, whatever my dog ate has done terrible things to his colon. My nose is burning the gas is that bad! :?
A cat?
