How do wars start?

[Pvt.Ryan]

First of all guys thats from a soldiers opinion. Certain wars do start cause of that. Look at Vietnam.

[Razor]

@Pvt.Ryan:

How do wars start ?

France start them.

France startet the Napoleonic Wars.
France startet the Franco-Prussian war in 1871.
France startet the WW I in 1914 when she declared war on Germany.
France startet the WW II in 1939 when she declared war on Germany.
France startet the Vietnam war when she denied to liberate the vietnamese people.
The Algerie war in 1964

etc etc

This list is long

[Imperious Leader]

Yes Razor as usual you are right.

[jim010]

How do wars start?

They start with a difference of opinion.  You pick the subject matter.

[Pvt.Ryan]

Lol yes 100% Razor. Hey I got a joke I told a French guy on CoD a month ago. You guys wanna hear it?

[Octospire]

@Pvt.Ryan:

Lol yes 100% Razor. Hey I got a joke I told a French guy on CoD a month ago. You guys wanna hear it?

Shoot

[Pvt.Ryan]

Why are there trees planted next to all the roads leading to Paris?

[Razor]

That was a joke ?

Sounds more like a question to me, man

Ohh, I got joke too.
Why do French officers wear brown trousers ?
During the Napoleonic war some high French officers were POW’s in an English camp. They asked an english officer why they used red coats. He answered it was because if an officer got shot, the enlisted men should not panic because of all the blood. After that the French officers started to use brown trousers.

[Pvt.Ryan]

Sorry I’m doing this old school. This is the part where you say “why?”  :-)

[Gargantua]

To give shade to the invading armies?

[Pvt.Ryan]

Lol yes Gar. “So the Germans can march in the shade”