Just wanna get my mind off some of the more aggravating debates. :-D
What are your faovorite quotes? they can be from a movie, person, book etc.
“Well its different if youve been cooking for a hundred years!” My bro
" I fear that we have awakened a sleeping giant, and filled him with a terrible resolve" Admiral Yamamoto
" War means fighting, and fighting means killing" Nathan Bedford Forrest
" Damn it boys, their getting away" U.S. sailor
" Shit happens" Forrest Gump
A history teacher at my school:
“If trees had horses, they would be single”
No one has yet figured out what he ment.
no yanny, its even more obscure than that:
“if trees had horses, would be single”
no they
popular legend had it that he told only graduating seniors, but no one from our class could confirm this, because he retired before we graduated. ive heard from other sources (namely, tireman) that it in fact means nothing, and was specifically used to get students to think (and partly as a joke).
All these quotes come from sailor buddies of mine:
“She’s dumb as a fkin’ rock, but hey, I’d fk a rock that looked like that.”
“The minimum wouldn’t be the minimum if it wasn’t good enough.”
“I don’t wanna blow my own horn here, but I’m the mother-f**ckin’ man!”
Got a new one.
“Don’t speak to us of laws, we carry swords!”~Plutarch
“Soldiers are murderers”
“when i hear the word culture i reach for my revolver”
Jimmy Buffet’s song Fruitcakes:
Where’s the church, who took the steeple
Religion is in the hands of some crazy-ass people
Television preachers with bad hair and dimples
The god’s honest truth is it’s not that simple
It’s the buddhist in you, it’s the pagan in me
It’s the muslim in him, she’s catholic ain’t she?
It’s the born again look it’s the wasp and the jew
Tell me what’s goin on, I ain’t gotta clue
Modern day epicurian!
“War is Hell.” a lot of People and yours truly
I cant believe I dont know that one. :-o is is Sherman or Patton?
Sherman I think.
My favorite: “Virtue in the middle,” said the Devil, as he stood between two lawyers.
Runner-up: Praise the lord, and pass the ammo.
Honorable Mention: “Either the wall-paper goes or I go” (last words of Oscar Wilde)
Today is the day when General Tony McAuliffe announced to the German commander: Nuts! during the battle of the bulge as his reply to surrender terms for Bastogne.
I wonder what the german commander said when he got that reply?! :lol:
“War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is far worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.”
John Stewart Mill
Its not a tumor.
On government
“All I think is that it’s stupid”
Dave Barry
Another sailor buddy of mine:
“I f**kin’ hate Green Day. I think Green Day, Blink 182, and Sum 41 should all be duck taped together and shot into the sun.”
:lol: I laughed my a** off the first time I heard that one! :lol:
dude, that is awesome!!!
“The greatest argument against Democracy is five minutes with the average voter. Democracy is the worst system of government, except all of the others”
“The greatest argument against Democracy is five minutes with the average voter. Democracy is the worst system of government, except all of the others”
Add to that
“A person is smart, people are dumb” from Men in Black
or my father’s version…
“The masses are asses”
