17 hours in to "Happy EOTW Day"…

Independence Day next… right? Oh wait, we win in the end…

Will Smith says, “Welcome to Earth!”  and then nukes their mothership with the guy from Jurrasic Park. I call that a win for the humans.

@Mallery29:

3 billion dead…every major city destroyed…Bill Pullman as President?  Where is “win” in any of that?

LOL I dont know…

Well I wasn’t disappointed.

I had been thinking for months about how on the 21st I’d finally have an excuse to get the shotgun out, but when NOTHING happend I just went to bed disappointed :(

Then…

at 4:30am Dec 22nd I heard some breaking glass… !

I lay in bed frozen for about 3 seconds - listening, then in a lightning fast movement, I jolted up, grabbed the pump from the closet, removed the trigger lock, and although I left it unloaded - I was READY for anything.

I edged towards my front door, flicked on the carport light and said “Hey YOU!” CLICK-CLICK

I checked it out but it was nothing. :( :( :( :( Just a garbage can in the wind that knocked over a glass jar. :(

But then - standing there in my carport with a shotgun wearing nothing but my underwear. I realized that in some way - my original wish had come true! LOL.

@Gargantua:

Well I wasn’t disappointed.

I had been thinking for months about how on the 21st I’d finally have an excuse to get the shotgun out, but when NOTHING happend I just went to bed disappointed :(

Then…

at 4:30am Dec 22nd I heard some breaking glass… !

I lay in bed frozen for about 3 seconds - listening, then in a lightning fast movement, I jolted up, grabbed the pump from the closet, removed the trigger lock, and although I left it unloaded - I was READY for anything.

I edged towards my front door, flicked on the carport light and said “Hey YOU!” CLICK-CLICK

I checked it out but it was nothing. :( :( :( :( Just a garbage can in the wind that knocked over a glass jar. :(

But then - standing there in my carport with a shotgun wearing nothing but my underwear. I realized that in some way - my original wish had come true! LOL.

LOL :lol:
Thats awesome

Yea that happened on an episode of Bonanza. It was Hoss in his jimmy’s getting a ham sandwich. Little Joe rigged some bottles so he could force Hoss to stay on his diet and win the $1500 bet at the Flapjack eating contest.