Top 10 TV lines/3 Fav Actors/3 Fav Actresses

[El Jefe]

I note that all my favorite lines are from the late 1950’s to the 1980’s(originally.)
My choices of actors/actresses is a lil more up to date.

Your top 10 TV lines of all time.Not necessarily in order…

10. “Citizen’s arrest!  Citizen’s arrest!” - Gomer Pyle on The Andy Griffith Show .
11. “I know nothing! I know nothing!” - Sgt. Schultz on Hogan’s Heroes .
    8 ) “Holy Crap!” - Frank Barone on Everrybody Loves Raymond .
12. “I love it when a plan comes together.” -“Hannibal” (Col. John Smith) on The “A” Team .
13. (Toilet flush) - on All in the Family .
14. “I brought you into this world. I can take you out of it.” - Dr. Cliff Huxtable on The Bill Cosby Show .
15. "Lucy! You got some splainin’ to do! - Ricki Ricardo on I Love Lucy .
16. “Ah, yes. It’s the old _________ __ ___ _________ ploy.” Agent 86 on Get Smart . (Can you explain the #86?)
17. “There is nothing wrong with your television set. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical…” - Intro to The Outer Limits .
18. “Did I do that?” Steven Urkel on Family Matters .

TV Actors/characters

1. Hawkeye Pierce/Alan Alda(MASH)
   I note the character differences between the above and the following…
2. Tom Selleck/Thomas Magnum(Magnum PI)
3. Kiefer Sutherland/CTU Agent Jack Bauer(24)
   Cheating 4) Hugh Laurie/Dr. Gregory House(House)

TV Actresses/characters

1. Dawn Wells/Maryann(Gilligan’s Island) - She is the smartest woman on the show by use of her common sense, plus being corn fed she’s very healthy looking.
2. Kate Jackson/Sabrina Duncan(Charlie’s Angels) - Again the smart one, not to mention pretty… which I just did. I liked her in The Rookies, too.
3. Jill Hennessy/Jordan Cavanaugh.(Crossing Jordan) - Smart, average looking[a 6 on the tv actress scale], feminist surrounded by soft or women-beating men

[Imperious Leader]

Best actors:

1. Lawrence Olivier ( by far the best of all time!)
2. Robert Shaw
3. Curt Jurgens

Actresses
1)Marlene Dietrich
2)Ingrid Bergman
3)Barbara Stanwyck

movie lines i have no opinion on.

[Yanny]

TV Actors:

1. Bradley Whitford. I’m a West Wing junkie. He’s got a new show this fall too.
2. Sam Waterston
3. Kiefer Sutherland (I’m a 24 junkie)

TV lines:

1. “The only reason you are still conscious is because I don’t want to carry you!” - Jack Bauer, 24

[Guest]

I never have been much into TV, but here goes……

1- Rockford Files…Was there ever a cooler customer than James Garner?
2- I dream of Jeannie…still fantasizing about finding that bottle
3 The honeymooners…to the moon Alice, to the moon

[Guest]

OK…

Maya on Space 1999… SERIOUS hottie!
X Files… gave every man a readheaded fantasy…

Beyond that, I am a bit more a movie person than a TV person…

[Raunchy The Pirate]

Top 3 Actors:

Ed O’Neill- Married with Children (Al Bundy)
Raymond Burr- Perry Mason
James Garner- Maverick, Jim Rockford

Top 3 Actresses:

Katey Sagal- Married with Children (Peg Bundy)
Gillian Anderson- The X-files (Dana Scully)
Christine McIntyre- The Three Stooges

Quotes:

1- “…and now for something completely different.” (Monty Pythons flying circus)
2- “…who are your attorneys? Hagen and Daaz?” (Al Bundy, Married with Children)
3- “…you have just entered the Twilight Zone.” (Rod Serling, The Twilight Zone)
4- “oh, wiseguy” (Moe Howard, the Three Stooges) followed by the classic eye finger poke.
5- " you knuckleheads!" (Moe Howard, the Three Stooges) followed by the classic double face slap.
6- “Della, get me Paul Drake.” (Perry Mason)
7- “Trust no one.” (The X-Files)
8- “Hi, you’ve reached Jim Rockford….” (The Rockford Files)
9- “Gilligan!” (Gilligan’s Island)
10- “HA HA!” (Nelson Muntz, the Simpson’s)

[Guest]

But Raymond Burr’s best role was not on TV…

Best role was Steve Martin in Godzilla.

[El Jefe]

Raunchy,
Sagal and Anderson?  Everyone to their own tastes.  Though IMAO…hot and actresses?..NOT!

@ncscswitch:

But Raymond Burr’s best role was not on TV…
Best role was Steve Martin in Godzilla.

nc…, Maya?  Space:1999??  Dating yourself and picking a a scantily clad alien waif.

I recall liking that show, too. Missed the first half season serving overseas.

However, it was kinda farfetched… as quickly as they ran into aliens and other planets.

[Guest]

I agree, got a little “out there” in a hurry.

But for the time period, just a couple years after Star Trek went off the air, it was so technically superior…
And let’s face it, those Eagles were pretty sweet :-)

And yes, Maya the “alien waif” was a true hottie :-)  Fine, I’ll date myself :-P