There’s house rules if you want to add anything, no reason at this point to rerelease it for a 100th time is there? :?
The new and improved Catholic Religion!
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Old Days >> New Days
The House of God >> worship space.
St. Mary’s Catholic Church >> St. Mary’s Catholic Community
hymn >> song
Holy Sacrifice of the Mass >> liturgical festivities
sacred Host >> bread
precious Blood >> wine
Transubstantiation >> {huh???}
priest >> presider or presbyter
Bishop Smith >> Bishop Bob
The Holy Father >> that bishop in Rome
Our Father in Heaven >> Our Parent or legal guardian in heaven
“…God and His love” >> “…God and God’s love”
Son of God >> Child of God
Our Lord Jesus Christ >> the Christ figure
A. D. (Anno Domini) >> C. E. (Common Era)
Our Lady of Guadalupe >> Our Woman of Guadalupe
husband and wife >> partners
shack-ups >> partners
orthodoxy >> fundamentalism
dissent, heresy >> creative fidelity
sin >> alternative lifestyles
Hell >> {Shhh!!!}
May God Bless You >> Have a nice day. -
i dont get it. the church doesnt do those things. or is it a joke about todays society and co-opting it into a nonexistint but funny church policy?
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It’s a joke about how bad for a culture being politically correct is.
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You forgot…
I’m falling asleep>>>I’m praying
I’m bored as hell>>> “Good service, Father”
Molestation>>>Confession -
A few others…
Altar Boy >>> Sex Toy
$ Millions coming in >>> $ Millions going out
Fight the Crusades! >>> Apologize for the Crusades -
nothing to apologize for, but we should because it was violent. we just tried to protect innocents from the hostile muslim invasion.
millions in, millions out is true, but only b/c 1/2 of people are lying for big cash, and they do it in liberal cities with liberal juries. its an immediate win, no proof needed. kind of goes against our so called just system. “i say that catholic abortion hating, gay marriage blocker is a abuser. he abused me!” “what proof do you have?” “None.” “well thats all i need to hear, he’s guilty” easy as that.
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nothing to apologize for, but we should because it was violent. we just tried to protect innocents from the hostile muslim invasion.
By going to war? Doesn’t make sense.
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This is an old one: Silly Catholics, dix aren’t for kids!
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actually i havent heard that one! :lol:
its usually dix are for chicks
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Anyone familiar with the Frank Zappa song “Catholic Girls”?
:evil:
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whatever it is about, its probably true. catholic school girls put out for their catholic boys. in hot uniforms also.
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lol at the ads.
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nothing to apologize for, but we should because it was violent. we just tried to protect innocents from the hostile muslim invasion.
millions in, millions out is true, but only b/c 1/2 of people are lying for big cash, and they do it in liberal cities with liberal juries. its an immediate win, no proof needed. kind of goes against our so called just system. “i say that catholic abortion hating, gay marriage blocker is a abuser. he abused me!” “what proof do you have?” “None.” “well thats all i need to hear, he’s guilty” easy as that.
so this isn’t a “political thread” because it gives the moderators a chance to take a shot at the Catholic church?
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Church and state are seperate so it cant be PD
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@ncscswitch:
Anyone familiar with the Frank Zappa song “Catholic Girls”?
:evil:
Of course, with their tiny little mustaches, you know how they go.
@AJ:
Church and state are seperate so it cant be PD
Good call.
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Church and state are separate? Since when? I think I missed the memo.
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Oh yes Mr. Crayons, they have been for some time though the politicians always try to weasel their way into church in order to bag more votes.
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Oh….thanks for clearing that up for me.
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Well, according to a letter that was written by Thomas Jefferson by a court eons later there’s separation of Church and State.
According to the US Constitution there is no such statement. Just restrictions placed on the state to prevent them from affecting the churches.
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