@newpaintbrush:
I think the best players are those that are able to exploit the openings left with good luck on an attack, and minimize the problems given with bad luck on an attack.
Those that play low-luck just can’t handle it! :roll:
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and now for an impromptu crack pipe moment . . . (fanfare)
STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE
(with crack pipe and low luck)
Ben: “Use teh forcez0rz, Luke!”
Luke: “okays” (switches off X-wing targeting computer)
Control: “R U on crack? wazap?”
Luke: “No, I’m fine . . .”
(a couple minutes later)
pew pew!
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Han: “WTF u missed!”
Luke: “wat? But i used teh forcez0rz!”
Darth Vader: (spinning around): “Hahahaha i used low luck! ur shot have no chance of going in! all ur base are belong to us!”
Jar Jar Binks: “Meesa love low luck! All hail teh Galactic Empirezorz!”
new paintbrush, you are definitely incontrovertibile and unquestionably a genius!
I would try to add my contribution!
STAR WARS: The Empire Strike Back
(without crack pipe… but with two beers)
Darth Vader: Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your dice. Attacking with 18 dice points to have 3 sure hits!
“Low Luke”: yes I was the best student in the last course of Master Yoda!
Darth Vader: Again that small, green, low lucker! One of this days I am going to cut him into little pieces!
“Low Luke”: Yeah! I fight only when I am sure of winning! I take no risk! Dices are so… random!
Darth Vader: But you miss most opportunity and looking only for sure battle your game is predictable and standardized! I will overcome you! If you only knew the power of the dark dices! (…classic Darth Vader mask noise…) It is why you failed at destroying the Death Star! I won the Boonta Eve classic podrace because I take in account risk in my planning! With ordinary luck I destroyed a Confederation of Commerce Control Warship and I was only nine!
… noises of lightsabers …
“Low luke”: What did you invented? Those attacks!!! They have not an exact multiple of 6 as die points… AAAAAAAH … my hand is gone!
Darth Vader: There is no escape. Don’t make me destroy you! … I am your father!
“Low Luke”: Nooooooooooo!!! (falling down, with one less hand…)
Darth Vader: Luke! Listen me! Have an haircut!