France Elevates its Security LevelÂ
As many are aware, the French government recently announced a Â
raise in its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide”. The normal Â
level is “General Arrogance”, and the only two higher levels in Â
France are “Surrender” and “Collaborate”. The rise was Â
precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France’s white flag Â
factory, effectively paralyzing the country’s military capability. Â
It’s not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert:Â Â
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and Â
excitedly" to “Elaborate military posturing”. Two more levels Â
remain, “Ineffective combat operations” and “Change sides”. Â
The Germans also increased their alert state from “Disdain” to Â
“Dress in uniform and sing marching songs”. They have two higher Â
levels: “Invade a neighbor” and “Lose”. Â
Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have Â
gone from “Isolationism” to "Find another oil-rich nation for Â
regime change". Their remaining higher alert states are "Attack Â
random countries (ideally those without any credible military)"Â Â
and “Beg the British for help”. Â
The British are also feeling the pinch in relation to recent Â
bombings and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to Â
“Peeved”. Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again Â
to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross”. Londoners have not been Â
“A Bit Cross” since the Blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but Â
ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome"Â Â
to “Bloody Nuisance”. The last time the British issued a "Bloody Â
Nuisance" warning level was during the Great Fire of 1666.
:mrgreen: