No s**t! My German friend Felix & I always joke about Americans attitude about English & Non-English speakers. He tells a story about an American he met in a surfing camp. 1st of all you could hear the American all through the camp (Americans are very LOUD compared to Europeans, especially Germans–unless said Germans are drinking :wink: ) 2nd was his classically American POV:
“…HEY! HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! Do you speak English? DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? …No? OK… DO YOU WANT TO BUY THIS SURFBOARD? I AM SELLING A SURF-BOARD–DO YOU WANT TO BUY IT?!?”
…thus we used to play around in Portugal:
“HEY! HEY, YOU! YEAH, YOU! Do you speak English? No? OK…I NEED TO GET SOME SCRILLA FROM THE ‘YAY-TEE-EMM’–DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE ‘YAY-TEE-EMM’ IS???–YOU KNOW, I NEED THA SCRILLA; THA CHEDDA; THA GREEN…”
English can be a P-I-T-A$$ indeed! :D
God bless America!
And it’s F_alk, BTW… :)
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