GARGANTUA'S $200 TOURNAMENT OF EXTRA DEATH AND PAIN (TripleA Only) 2xELIMINATION

@Cow:

Mid tier players such as yourself might find the allies at an advantage, because it is easy to do a little bit of everything, defend russia and win.

Mid tier, huh. There truly is no bound to the idiotic manure that buzzes around your empty cow brain and cannot help but tumble out onto your keyboard for the rest of the world to see.  You take pride in being the village idiot, and for that, at least, you are to be commended.  You are self-aware and you are one of the lucky few that found something you are good at and you have embraced it.  You know that we are laughing at you and not with you and you relish in that fact.

Cow, you are a no tier player.  You have never won anything except the title for most posts per hour on this site between May 2012 and the present.  Your failure to take your ADHD medication on a regular basis keeps you from being able to finish any tournament or a league season. Hell, oft times you cannot even finish games that you start after running your mad cow mouth up and down this website ad nauseam.

Don’t worry folks.  He’ll disappear again soon just like he has done in the past.  He’s all moo and no beef. Just an empty cud.

New best post ever.

I am not impressed by a spring 09 silver star. Zhukov beats you every time.

Can you keep the trash talk off the boards please?  Good natured bantering is one thing, but this is rude.

@DutchmanD:

@Cow:

Mid tier players such as yourself might find the allies at an advantage, because it is easy to do a little bit of everything, defend russia and win.

Mid tier, huh. There truly is no bound to the idiotic manure that buzzes around your empty cow brain and cannot help but tumble out onto your keyboard for the rest of the world to see.  You take pride in being the village idiot, and for that, at least, you are to be commended.  You are self-aware and you are one of the lucky few that found something you are good at and you have embraced it.  You know that we are laughing at you and not with you and you relish in that fact.  Â

Cow, you are a no tier player.  You have never won anything except the title for most posts per hour on this site between May 2012 and the present.  Your failure to take your ADHD medication on a regular basis keeps you from being able to finish any tournament or a league season. Hell, oft times you cannot even finish games that you start after running your mad cow mouth up and down this website ad nauseam.Â

Don’t worry folks.  He’ll disappear again soon just like he has done in the past.  He’s all moo and no beef. Just an empty cud.

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Well said Dutchman.  He’s a good analyst but only mid-tier. :lol:  He’s not superior like me. :wink:  Play strength is only mid-tier also. :-D  He thinks waaaaay too high of himself. :roll:  Poor fella, he needs guys like us to validate himself, otherwise he wouldn’t feel the need to post so much. :cry:

@Cow:

I am not impressed by a spring 09 silver star. Zhukov beats you every time.

And where’s your titles??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

As for my rudeness.

Board games are social in nature. On triple a lobby games I do my turns quickly and usually web browse. You guys should play on the lobby, it is fun and you will see more games played out. Also you will see J1 DOW frequently. I wasn’t the first to do it, just the first to post it on the forum, with some advice. You can obviously mix some things up, like cruiser 2 bomber fighter is overkill for a bship, maybe you don’t send the cruiser. Maybe all the naval is at phil and nothing to block a FIC drop. That is a choice. Just like choosing not to declare war on J1 or J2 is a choice, except it is a bad choice and I can only be disappointed in you.

For forums, of course I am going to talk trash before the game starts. Feel my power.

I ‘feel’ your obnoxiousness.

That you share your thoughts onthe game is great and constructive.  That you belittle others and elevate yourself is petty.

I don’t know you from a hole in the wall, so maybe you’re a pretty nice guy in person.  But you sure don’t come across that way here.

Questioneer, are you still “looking for games” while you are “too busy?”

If you felt so bad about your UK1, you could have just redid it, like I said you could or stand pat and play.

I am going to bed. Let me know when you are ready to play a real game.

Jim I give more tea bags than lipton.

@Cow:

Questioneer, are you still “looking for games” while you are “too busy?”

If you felt so bad about your UK1, you could have just redid it, like I said you could or stand pat and play.

I am going to bed. Let me know when you are ready to play a real game.

Jim I give more tea bags than lipton.

No not looking for games right now (just doing the tourny games), I usually play more from Nov-Apr, that doesn’t mean I don’t read the forums in between.  From May to October my schedule is a little hectic at times so I don’t want to commit to a handful of games.

I don’t feel bad about anything.  In fact, its been a while so I don’t even remember that game.  Obviously its on your mind.  I must be in your head or something.  You’ll get a chance to play me again soon enough- I’ll let you in on a little secret though, you’re low on the priority list- mid-tier players just get that kind of treatment- I know you understand.

You get your rest, I know you’ll need it.  Do me a favor and PM me in November for a game.  Maybe you’ll get lucky and play me in the tourny- wouldn’t that be an honor for you??? :-D

@Cow:

I am not impressed by a spring 09 silver star. Zhukov beats you every time.

I don’t need to annoy everyone by posting my resume on this board, but that comment is as ignorant as the rest of your comments.

Fact check your manure with Zhuk.  After that moo-log onto www.daak.de and get moo-educated about a real tournament site. Then, do your patented Eeyore routine, go back out to the pasture, and squirt your crap into cow pies where the rest of us don’t have to be bothered with it. Â

i think that once brackets are created they are set

changing brackets around could be considered ‘fixing’ the matches

just post your turn garg….

seriously, its been 3 weeks… what is the hold up exactly?

I am okay if you fix us with the bald guys, just do it next round, assuming we in the same bracket.

Don’t be scur homie. I won’t rub it in. All the talk is before and during, not after, but not talking smack while rolling dice is like not squeezing the cards in baccarat, it is like not being superstitious when gambling. Can you do it? Yes, but it is not fun.

I yell all kinds of stuff in a live game. Call me up on skype and play a game over the lobby. Then you will understand. I come to play a game, roll some dice, clankity clank.

Garg,  I accept, but I have reservations doing it if the venerable Veqryn is opposed to it.  Also, Bold has not weighed in on this yet.  I don’t know if I feel good about dragging two teammates into the cow-pie menagerie.  Cow and I are probably better suited for a 1v1 so there are no excuses about opponents ground-beefing the whole thing up.  We can do a regular game on the forum or face off on Triple A live.

That being said, if Veqryn and Bold are game, you know I am.

8-)

Veqryn was excited to play garg if I recall correctly, but that was 3 weeks ago. I got my hopes up, I wanted to read the commentary between turns. I was expecting a crash course collission, high action game.

I am more excited to play garg. Sorry DutchmanD, my last game was long, I am USA and UK, I want to play the an aggressive player right now.

If you want to play a game, host it on the lobby.

TWW, Global, whatever. Bring it.

Haven’t laughed so hard in a while reading a forum.

Cow at his best!

Yam, I miss seeing you on the lobby. QQ