Prostitutes and pornstars

@cystic:

As usual - my question was largely ignored - hole-y non-sequitor IL/M36 (as usual - but thanks for coming out).

That was funny!  :-D  :-D

Anyway, how did prostitution and porn turn into Desert Storm Part 2?  Are we now hiring prostitutes and pornstars to interrogate the enemy?  Ya know what, if it wasn’t probably against the Geneva Convention, that might not be a half bad idea!

“Yo, rag head!  Yea, you!  Who cares about 70 virgins in the afterlife!  We have one for you RIGHT NOW!  We’ll even give you your favorite meal and a three hour pass to a Korean Massage Parlor if you just tell us where you stashed the New-Clear weapons!”

Think about it!

Hell, I’d take one for the team.  Not a virgin anymore, but honestly, he’s a POW, do you REALLY think he’d be that picky?

IL, I’ll get back to you when I feel up to you.

But, what I really want to say is…who wants a virgin?  I’ve never had one.  I had a crazy desire to deflower one though.  Then I realized that was retarded and it would probably suck.  You’d have to train them and such, blah blah blah.  Give me a seasoned veteran any day.

And no, I’m not a whore and probably have slept with fewer people than you.  I could totally sleep with more if I wanted to, so NYAH!  :mrgreen:

I agree on the Virgin front… had my last when I was 20.  Talk about DEAD in the sack…

To quote Walter (one of Jeff Dunham’s other characters)…

“Why 72 virgins?  Give me 72 slutty broads who know what they are doing!”

why is it against the law to sell a natural resource?
this has often confused me

Because the United States is controlled by men and allowing women to use their bodies any way they want, provided it is not related to the unwarranted murder of unborn citizens, threatens that superiority of the men over women.

After all, if women were in control of sex, then we’d be in control of men and therefore, men would cease to have control over the nation and we could finally move toward a utopia.

@Cmdr:

Anyway, how did prostitution and porn turn into Desert Storm Part 2?  Are we now hiring prostitutes and pornstars to interrogate the enemy?  Ya know what, if it wasn’t probably against the Geneva Convention, that might not be a half bad idea!

“Yo, rag head!  Yea, you!  Who cares about 70 virgins in the afterlife!  We have one for you RIGHT NOW!  We’ll even give you your favorite meal and a three hour pass to a Korean Massage Parlor if you just tell us where you stashed the New-Clear weapons!”

Think about it!

Hell, I’d take one for the team.  Not a virgin anymore, but honestly, he’s a POW, do you REALLY think he’d be that picky?

That turned my stomach a bit, I’ve delt with “internees” thats just nasty.  If your going to break out those skills, use them for troop moral.  :wink:

@allies_fly:

why is it against the law to sell a natural resource?
this has often confused me

Because women have an unfair advantage.

@Jermofoot:

@allies_fly:

why is it against the law to sell a natural resource?
this has often confused me

Because women have an unfair advantage.

It’s not unfair.  We are just a more evolved life form. :P

Nah, just different interests.  <flashes wallet=“”>  How ya like me now?  :lol:</flashes>

@Jermofoot:

Nah, just different interests.  <flashes wallet=“”>How ya like me now?  :lol:</flashes>

I loves u.

@Bunnies:

@Jermofoot:

Nah, just different interests.  <flashes wallet=“”>How ya like me now?  :lol:</flashes>

I loves u.

Not if dust flies out of the wallet…

@ncscswitch:

@Bunnies:

@Jermofoot:

Nah, just different interests.  <flashes wallet=“”>How ya like me now?  :lol:</flashes>

I loves u.

Not if dust flies out of the wallet…

That isn’t dust, it’s iocaine powder.

@Cmdr:

…After all, if women were in control of sex,…

Wait, women ARE in control of sex

IF they say no, (even if they didn’t say no at the time), but later say they said no, Men go to jail

How many times have you heard a man cry RAPE?

Your premise is false.

@Bunnies:

@Jermofoot:

Nah, just different interests.  <flashes wallet=“”>How ya like me now?  :lol:</flashes>

I loves u.

I got smited over that.  :lol:

Just remember that it is easier to give that to receive…

And that should clarify which gender has the advantage on this front…

@cystic:

@Jermofoot:

@Bunnies:

@Jermofoot:

Nah, just different interests.  <flashes wallet=“”>How ya like me now?   :lol:</flashes>

I loves u.

I got smited over that.  :lol:

i applauded you for that.

LOL, so did I

Thanks for the applauds.  I’ve been unpopular as of late, lol.