The Boob Tube

I’m going to need a clarification on this one. Would I like the world better had television never been invented, or am I suddenly going into a world without television? I would say that since I’ve had the chance to have it, I’d rather keep it now that it’s here.

Do we still have the Internet?

what about Movie theaters?

We have to rot our minds somehow… :D

Who the hell voted “yes”? :wink:

Can I keep my hand held portable TV?

:-? Can I keep my hand puppets!?!
Or are the local gendarmes(sp.?) going to come and get me?

Let’s go back to local theatre and traveling shows!

Wait! Do without endless reruns of the Andy Griffith show? NEVER!

or I Love Lucy :(

I LOVE LUCY RULED!!! that was arguebly the best show on Nick at Nite lol

How could you not like I Love Lucy!? :o THat show is a classic. It was sitcom TV the way it was meant to be - the good old times - before reality TV (too many to count), psuedo-gays (Queer Eye, Will and Grace, Ellen Degeneris - though Ellen was really gay but then used that show as propaganda for her gay ideals), psuedo-intellectuals (West Wing), femanazi agendas (Oxygen, Lifetime, Jenny Jones, Rosie O’Donnel), self contradicting shows (Muarry(sp?), Jenny Jones, Jerry Springer - though Springer gets off the hook since he admits to his contradictions), sex shows based on the “real world” (Friends), well you see the list goes on and on.

2. everything you listed is garbage (though Friends is funny, I wouldnt call it a good show)

You like Friends… I see you’re beyond the point of redemption.

South Park and the Simpsons just aren’t funny anymore. Thought they canceled Futurama? Though Family Guy stands on its own. 8)

South Park and the Simpsons are still funny, though the earlier ones were the best.

I have to agree. Never really liked South Park in the first place (though my friends say the show just ran out of ideas) and the “new” Simpsons tries too much to be like Family Guy or involves stuff that just isn’t possible (Homer on weed? :-?) - the old use to be a satire of the modern American atomic family and was great since it mimicked the what the problems of everyday life brilliantly with real life situations (each show giving off a different message, like where Bart, Milhouse, and the smart kid split the Radioactiveman comic) - not Homer being sent to space or something. :-?

The only three shows I watch on TV are (in order of importance):

1.) The Shield
2.) The O’Reilly Factor
3.) Hannity and Colmes

D**n! I deleted a long post! Anyway, concise version:

Futurama, think it’s cancelled, reruns on Cartoon Network

South Park, good, not great

Simpsons, perennial classic, new direction of shows sometimes disturbing.

Family Guy, sucks they cancelled it.

For “classic” TV, my picks> MAS*H and the original Batman!
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