Quick question

@Yanny:

Ok, Only Mike Meyers can compete with my heavy weights…

Chevey(or is it Chevy?) Chase - Original Cast! 3 great movies and 30 bad ones!
Bill Murray - Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, and much much more…
Adam Sandler - Need I say more?
Chris Farley - Standing up for the fat guys!
David Spade - “Now the pupil has become the teacher!”
Chris Rock - Can’t beat his stand up (Well, maybe Lewis Black can, another American)
Eddie Murphy - Great Actor, Funny Guy, hell he even had a hit song!
Martin Short - He’s Canadian?
Dave Thomas - The Wendy’s guy?
Colin Mochrie - Ok he kicks the crap out of all of them. I’ll give you that. Whose Line is it Anyway by the way is my favorite TV show :) But hell, we got Ryan Stiles!

Ghostbusters - included Rick Moranis, Dan Akroyd and Harold Ramus - all great Canadian comedic actors
Chevy Chase - National Lampoon - much of his material was written by either Harold Ramus or Lorne Michaels
Adam Sandler - ok, now i AM pulling out Norm Macdonald, ‘cuz i think he’s funnier than Adam Sandler and plays opposite to him.
Chris Farley - he’d be just another fat corpse if it wasn’t for John Candy
David Spade - ok, he’s funny
Chris Rock - not funny. relies on populistic humor. Just for that i’m mentioning Howie Mandel as you probably like him too (canadian, sadly)
Eddie Murphey - yes, a genius, ok.
Martin Short - you’re damn tootin’ he’s Canadian (starred with Chevy Chase AND Steve Martin in The Three Amigos, by the way)
Dave Thomas - he and Rick Moranis were Bob and Doug Mackenzie on The Great White North. He was the pharmacist in Grace Under Fire
i do like rick stiles tho’
and i noticed you didn’t comment on any of the Kids in the Hall . . . too funny and hip for SNL anyway . . . .
Oh yeah - forgot about Jim Carey (sometimes funny), Chong, Phil Hartman - brilliant SNL actor - also starred with David Foley in Newsradio, David Steinberg (brilliant brilliant).
Not a bad list from a little country near North Dakota . . . .

If you are going for comedians, then the British still are in the lead, with the unbeatable trump of all the Monty Pythons.
Well, there is one US comedian (dead though, from the 40s somewhere) who is extremely funny, but i forgot his name :)

THough you are the only state with a majority of you land paved.

False! Thats a popular myth. Your thinking of North-East NJ.

NJ is about 1/4 to 1/3 wildlife preserve.

Your water quality is terrible.

Only around Jersey City and Newark. Out here in the 'burbs, the water is fine.

Both nice places. We in New Jersey have the best beaches north of Maryland!