Gone for the week

@Yanny:

I’ll be back next Saterday. Keep it clean :D

“Oh boy, now’s our chance to be bad” - Bart Simpson

“Smashy, smashy!”

hi Yanny!

can’t believe the boards became this active, i sure got a lot of reading to do. Ill be sure to pay some more visits from now on as i got some more time left to spend on the internet.

also hi to the other peeps i talked to on the ‘old’ board.

Fun time has started! :D

Nice to see you back, Greensleeves. :)

As long as we are on topic, I am going to be gone for a few days. I have a memento for you all to remember me by:

The Washington Post published a contest for readers in which they
were asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.

The following were some of the winning entries:

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly
answer the door in your nightie.

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you
are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish
expressions.

Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

wouldn’t circumvent refer to Jewish boxer shorts?

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