I’ll be back next Saterday. Keep it clean :D
I’ll be back next Saterday. Keep it clean :D
“Oh boy, now’s our chance to be bad” - Bart Simpson
“Smashy, smashy!”
hi Yanny!
can’t believe the boards became this active, i sure got a lot of reading to do. Ill be sure to pay some more visits from now on as i got some more time left to spend on the internet.
also hi to the other peeps i talked to on the ‘old’ board.
Fun time has started! :D
Nice to see you back, Greensleeves. :)
As long as we are on topic, I am going to be gone for a few days. I have a memento for you all to remember me by:
The Washington Post published a contest for readers in which they
were asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.
The following were some of the winning entries:
Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly
answer the door in your nightie.
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you
are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a
proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish
expressions.
Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
wouldn’t circumvent refer to Jewish boxer shorts?
a hahahahahahahahahahahaha
i kill me.
Back! Welcome back Greensleeves!
I’ll have to be twice as hard now to compensate 8)
