ok, lets here em…
here are a few of my favorites…
how many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1 to screw it in, and 20 of his buddies to back him up. :lol:
what do you call mike tyson with no arms?
pussy pussy pussy!!!
Perhaps some of you are just a little to PR conscious? Sometimes you just need to read things with some humor. Heck, I laugh at stupid rooskie jokes. /shrug.
its not that i was offended, i have ADHD and OCD (i think everyone has OCD to some level, i just call them pet pives) i can laugh about it and most other things that can go wrong with a human, im the heartless bastard that will laugh at a car crash. so no ofence taken, its just not that funny.
they were decoys, i got the real deal locked up in my basement :evil:
my old Sargent used to say a lot of weird things. after i good day of terrorist hunting he would start yelling “woooo hot damn i haven’t had this much fun since i pulled down your mamma’s pants ripped off her grandma undies and turned her butt into a hat!” he was a weird guy, he also always like to tell me that i was the wolf in the sheep’s skin (i look like a total loser pussy, but i was among the best hand to hand and marksmen in my unit)
possible? i think if you were to say that there are no other planets out there then your an idiot and need to be spanked for your ignorance. planets are weird, at one point Pluto was a planet, but its not anymore. it is endless out there, and to think that we are it is one of the most ridicules things you can say.
now that you mention it the weather in Detroit was a little weird. :lol:
i am just curious, but dose it say anywhere in the bible that if you do theses things you are a Christian? i was under the impression that the word or idea of “Christianity” was a man made thing. all religions have rules that one must abide by if they want to enter that religions version of Paradise correct? i believe so. so who am i or any of you to say that my religion is better than yours, like some people said in here allready, its gods job to sort us out, so why spend what little time we have in this life bitching about who’s right and who’s wrong.
i always liked Norse religion, the whole “well your god is nice and all but could he beat our god in a arm wrestling match?” that was at least a very hands on religion (no pun intended) were the gods walked with the people, lived with the people and fought with the people. Jesus died for our sins? I’m pretty sure i wasn’t alive in the roman era, so how could he have died for “MY” sins? if god is real and we as humans are his only followers, then what is the deal with the rest of the universe? there are countless planets out there with life, did god create them too? when it comes to religion there are just to many unanswered questions. i for one don’t believe in god for that reason alone. i believe in 2 things, things that i believe to be the only 2 truths or absolutes if you will. 1.) We only have one life that we know of. so i plan on living my life the best way i can. and 2.) nothing lasts forever except this phrase alone. These will always be true. when the earth blows up someday by an asteroid or by the people or whatever the universe will still be here and will still go on. enjoy the life you have and stop worrying about what happens when you die, because if thats all you think about then you are dead allready.
other than falling far from the psychiatry tree there isnt anything thing really that funny going on, well maybe the OCD one was alttle funny
“I’m just a bill, on capitol hill” waiting to be ripped apart, manipulated to please the few that make the choice’s for the rest of us. :x
and yes the Simpson’s rock, i took a class last semester all about the Simpson’s, we would watch a few episodes each class and the argue about what they meant, it was fun
im sure the show is far from the truth, but it is amusing, but everytime i see that show i see apocolipse now, its weird.
which brings me to my next favorte qoute
“Saigon, sh*t, im still only in Saigon!”
@F_alk:
i could have sworn that half of what F_alk said came directly from Stephen Hawkings’s “A Brief History of Time”
I don’t hope so. If so, then it didn’t happen on purpose (and i have to change my view on the book, as i didn’t like it that much).
i read the book again last night, well skimmed it is a better term (dont really feel like reading it again, i think we both kind of agree on its quality) while skimming through it i found similarites, but nothing to get my imaginary underwear in a bunch.
i will say i like the topic ,i have always liked gravity, here on earth it is basically the only constant.
i had the same problem, i bought one boster pack and the starter set just to check it out, fell in love with it and the next day i dropped $500, and when the new set came out i dropped another $800. i have at least 3 of every peice in both sets now, its sad, but it does look really cool seeing them all in a row. i stooped buying these things though, but not because i allready have enough, but because i ran out of spending money. allthough i did ask for nothing but $$$$$ and booster packs for christmas, we will just have to wait and see what happens.
i use my mortar teams like they really did, i would have them behind one of the hills or towns or forest. since they shoot up and over it made total sense to me. its great fro blowing away infrantry and smaller Vehicle
i could have sworn that half of what F_alk said came directly from Stephen Hawkings’s “A Brief History of Time”
actually the end of WWII was when the Berlin wall came down and germany was reunited. that was the last thing left over from WWII. but some people say that since Israel went to the Jews as a result of WWII, the war isn’t really over. but for me the war ended when the Japanese gave up and my grandpas came home
merry Christmas
new years resolution
i was thinking of joining the minute men, i think thats what i will do. that and i always donate my time at the local animal shelter.
he japenese army fought as passionatly or more so than the german’s. if those bombs wouldnt have been dropped i think that side of the war would have lased aalot longer.
my moms dad was in the army hung out with pattons crew
my dads dad was in the 82nd airborne from start to finish
my dads mom (yes my grandama) was in the marines and worked radio
crap loads of great uncles were in it to
didnt work for me, i feel so left out :cry:
@ncscswitch:
#4Â The Killer Shrews (and INCREDIBLE mid-century “B” sci-fi movie, right up there with the Giant Gila Monster!)
i bought both those movies, they came on the same dvd. go it for $3.50. :-D
ill throw a few more qoutes out there and see if anyone bites…
1.)Say hello to my stinky friend!
2.) Double baco cheeseburger, its for a cop.
3.) Only someone like wonderwoman would have a strong enough utris to carry supermans baby.
4.) This is a simple game, you catch the ball, you throw the ball and you hit the ball!
5.) Ill just let the snakes out, it will keep the kids ocupided for hours (this quote is a little off im sure)
6.) Thats it, no more kitchen scraps for leapers and orphins, no more mearciful beheadings, and call off christmas!
7.) Size matters not
8.) Dad
what
Dad
what
the floors on fire
9.) This is my rifle, there are many others like…
10.) These are not polite sugestions, but codes which every man of every faith can abide by, and if you do not obey them then one day you will trun around and see we three, and we will send you to what ever god you want. (this qoute might be alittle off too.)