Soviet Cunuckastan

[TG Moses VI]

Funny but true. 8)

[GeZe]

true? its true?

[TG Moses VI]

Ever been to the South?

[EmuGod]

@cystic:

by the way -
Joe “who?” Clark - leader of the Progressive Conservatives (yes yes, i know - a bit of an oxymoron) called Pat Buchanan a “bottom feeder” and reminded him of the roll of Canadians during the 1981 Iranian hostage crisis.
Maybe too long ago to be relevant, but boy did Americans like us then. My parents walked into a bar in Mexico and the Americans there bought them rounds of drinks, simply for being Canadians (another case of “viva American hospitality”?)

LOL, that’s like in that beer commercial with the Japanese people who ask the Canadian where he’s from and when he says Canada start to buy drinks all around.

[GeZe]

@TG:

Ever been to the South?

well I was under the impression thay if you say hi they pull a gun on you and try too shoot you

[TG Moses VI]

heh… only if you mention the name of “William T. Sherman…” :roll:

[yourbuttocks]

DId you hear about that Candaian guy who crossed the border to get gas, and he had a gun, and was arrested, and now he is spending two months in U.S. prison, rather than a few days, because he had a gun.

[cystic crypt]

what an idiot.
he should know better than to cross the border w/ a gun.
to bad jail doesn’t make you smarter.

[GeZe]

but he was going hunting

[cystic crypt]

@GeZe:

but he was going hunting

oh yeah
[sarcastically]
“that boosts his I.Q. up quite a bit”.

[TG Moses VI]

hunting for plump Americans… :wink:

[GeZe]

the IRA had sent a letter to the gas station that it was ok for the guys to cross the border and he was just filling up its not like he was “hunting plump americns” (TG)

[mini_phreek]

do you mean NRA the IRA is the Irish Republican Army.

[GeZe]

well what ever the imegration peple are called

[EmuGod]

@mini_phreek:

do you mean NRA the IRA is the Irish Republican Army.

The IRA are probably conducting some undercover missions in the US border crossings….

[TG Moses VI]

Long live the IRA!

[cystic crypt]

@EmuGod:

@mini_phreek:

do you mean NRA the IRA is the Irish Republican Army.

The IRA are probably conducting some undercover missions in the US border crossings….

They were training the FARCS . . . .

[GeZe]

Imegration and Revanue Agency

[cystic crypt]

. . . thought i’d share this gem . . . .
Two Americans boarded a flight out of Salt Lake after the hockey

game.

One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat.
Just before take-off, a Canadian got on and took the aisle seat.
After take-off, the Canadian kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes
and
was settling in when the American in the window seat said, “I think
I’ll
get
up and get a beer.”

“No problem,” said the Canadian, “I’ll get it for you.”

While he was gone, one of the Americans picked up the Canadian’s shoe
and
spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other American
said,
“That looks good, I think I’ll have one too.”

Again, the Canadian obligingly went to fetch it and while he was
gone,
the other American picked up the other shoe and spat in it.

When the Canadian returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed
the
flight. As the plane was landing, the Canadian slipped his feet into
his
shoes
and knew immediately what had happened.

“Why does it have to be this way?” he asked. "How long must this go
on?
This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This
spitting
in shoes, and pissing in beers

[TG Moses VI]

Ehhh… poor editing job. :-?