Why aren’t there any knock knock jokes for the fourth of July???
BECAUSE FREEDOM RINGS!!!
St. Patricks Day
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That’s terrible for you, This is me drinking a Guinness in Belfast City, I will be practicing for next time this Saturday.
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If drinking your pint doesn’t give you a foam mustache it’s hardly worth drinking.
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Did you hear about the petition to make St. Patrick’s Day an official holiday (by Guinness & Anheuser Busch?)? Why the hell isn’t it one already?
Dammit, you are making me thirsty, dezrt. Gonna have to get one of those tonight.
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I hadn’t heard about the petition, they must not be trying hard enough. I would have signed it a few times already.
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Make it a federal holiday, so I get it paid every year!
And drop this President’s day crap too! I want Washington, Jefferson AND Lincoln’s birthdays off…actually, I think EVERY PRESIDENT (except Hoover and Carter) should have their birthday as a federal, national holiday!
WEG
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dezert, i didnt know you were catholic.
i dont even know what i’m going to do this year. i want to go to the bars all day but its expensive. but i also dont want to go to another damn party where its always beerpong, beerdie, drinking card games, tippy cup races, etc. b/c they are usually at my place. and i have to clean up.
so, i’ll probably go to a bar all day and play it by ear at night. thank God spring break for me starts on patty’s day. everyone acts irish for a day. but i never act mexican on cinco de mayo, i just get drunk off of corona and tequila.
whats anybody else doing for patty’s day?
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I’m not, St. Patrick is a catholic Saint though. Besides when any religion does something as cool as move the best holiday of the year to my birthday I agree with them, even if it’s for one day.
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@Cmdr:
Make it a federal holiday, so I get it paid every year!
How about a feral holiday? :-D
(And I’m allowed to say that because I’m of Irish descent.) ~ZP
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I think it should be a feral federal holiday…
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I think Budweiser should be legally required to mail a case of beer to every war veteran’s home on St. Patrick’s day. :P
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As a Neo-Pagan I have a personal opposition to St Patrick’s Day. The “driving of the snakes from Ireland” is a euphemism. In reality the “snakes” were the last of the Druids that had survived the purges of St. Columbo.
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his magic beat their magic. :-P
as once said before “you’re kung fu is weak”
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his magic beat their magic. :-P
as once said before “you’re kung fu is weak”
The above quote made me remember this post at YouTube…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpjT06kP3Mk -
@Cmdr:
I think Budweiser should be legally required to mail a case of beer to every war veteran’s home on St. Patrick’s day. :P
Real drinkers would take offense to that, lol. 8-)
I don’t know if the petition is still open, but here is a link:
http://www.proposition317.com/gateway.html?RhCountry=US&RhYear=1970&RhMonth=9&RhDay=7
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I signed it, I can’t believe only 270k people have signed it.
By the way I put away about 15 pints o’ the Guinness and a half a bottle of Jameson’s on Saturday, yummy
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I signed it, I can’t believe only 270k people have signed it.
By the way I put away about 15 pints o’ the Guinness and a half a bottle of Jameson’s on Saturday, yummy
Lol, you’re a champ. I suspect I’ll be doing about the same. Depends on if I can meet the lady friend or not.
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Fortunately Sunday was a slow day, I wasn’t good for much… :-P
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No one did any Irish car bombs? WTF. :-D They’re a tradition, just like presents at Christmas.
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You bring back some fond memories, fuzzy but fond. Irish Car Bombs, dirty buisness they are…
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I did some Jameson’s, bourbon, beer, etc. I got pretty good for having so many people cop out on the holiday.
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